Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She got incredibly excited and started flapping her hands around. Then she suddenly went deadpan and said, "But seriously… No." FML
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davemojo 0
congratulations ur goin to marry abird
lovelydarlings 6
She was just slap happy!
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Comments (300)
Livinia 11
Well, she could have smacked herself in the face because she couldn't stand the idea of marrying you. Always look on the bright side :) Hope she's okay :)
liy223 6
she's a keeper...
SteelCladAngel 0
LOL that's...how?? hahaha god well...congratulations, now make sure she doesn't get so 'excited' about you giving her oral pleasure that she kicks you in the face!
PinkHorset 5
Awww! Such a romantic way to end a proposal :3
Sgt_M_G 0
so what she was happy why is it bad he has to marry her
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
that's why it's his fml and not hers. cos he has to marry her.
edogy 0
Hey 38, start using punctuation so people can actually understand what you're saying.
armorf0r 7
definitely a winner. imagine if she did that at the ceremony in front of all your family and friends too
DeathBunny218 37
just imagine what her reaction will be when he says "I do" on the wedding day
edogy 0
I hope you didn't laugh, because then you would get smacked in the face. ps congratulations!!!!
5t3ff1k4h 47
So... She thinks she's a chicken now that you've proposed. Coincidence? I think not.
perdix 31
And, so, the wife-beating begins. . . "Just tell the police you hit yourself, just like you did when I proposed."
chandlerkun 0
lol