Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She got incredibly excited and started flapping her hands around. Then she suddenly went deadpan and said, "But seriously… No." FML
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Top comments
davemojo 0
congratulations ur goin to marry abird
lovelydarlings 6
She was just slap happy!
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Comments (300)
Kirashai 9
Ouch... but congratulations!!
OWNZ 0
Sounds like a real keeper! Now LET THE BLONDE JOKES BEGIN!!!
Zya_fml 8
She just couldn't take it. They were tears of joy and pain combined.
Valentina_Baby 7
She sounds like she's 12 lol
BaconDave 12
I don't see any blonde jokes
ObeseKitten 0
In this case it should be; Congraturations.
JipvS 15
That is so funny I can't imagine it didn't really happen. x)
Aim4thebullseye 4
she's a keeper
OWNZ 0
27- i know! Im dissapointed in you people! I figured it would be a perfect set up for some awesome blond jokes...
nicobington 1
number 12 i see what you did there
kyarush 10
lol that's also cute... sooo atleast she didn't say no
futtbuck101 1
Is she related to Forrest Gump?
Iamnotmyself 17
girlfriend: OMG OMG OMG *smack* ow ! *cries* this is a sign from god! boyfriend: What!? girlfriend: I'm sorry Jimmy boyfriend : Damn you God!
Malkria 1
hahahaha nice one 131 that's funny! XD
TheNewGuy03 29
congrats for being the first person to be engaged to a headless chicken. but seriously, congrats.
Iamnotmyself 17
-148 Only in Canada!
YourEvilHero 12
15 looks like boxxy
2ndSucks 15
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I got so excited I began flapping my hands like an airhead blonde and proceeded to slap myself in the face. FML
StopDropNRoll 11
You forgot the part where you started crying!
2ndSucks 15
I left it out cause I was embarrassed. :(
fmlwmty 0
& ur marrying her?
EvilPotato 15
owned, did she say yes?
canuckian028 0
How is that an FML?
ImaWiseGuy 5
you made her so happy she had to smack herself back to reality, explaining the tears of joy not pain....
lilxsexii 4
Wouldnt that be F her life?
shovels 0
No, he has to marry her
applesuckers 0
He doesn't have to, he chose to.
changetheworld 0
Um, boobs.? O.o
SneakherHead 5
Boobs :D ^ . ^
sourgirl101 29
Look down 95's shirt and slowly spell A T T I C
mynameis1339 0
Dam 95 great rack.
Iamnotmyself 17
To 95, everytime you comment I will imagine titty ******* you. That is all have a nice day.
SneakherHead 5
B00BS :O ^ . ^
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
95- kinky pic and name ^_^
Angeon 5
Cute as hell
bluevayero 42
no cause he just found out whats going to happen to him
lovelydarlings 6
She was just slap happy!
AppleCoFreak 0
Now that was a good one
efieldd4 0
ohhh, clever!
emodude44 0
Take these sunglasses and make me proud.
ArielTheMermaid 17
I applaud you sir :) great comment!
sieera00 8
that sucks for her but congrats!! :)
davemojo 0
congratulations ur goin to marry abird
BlackOpsPWNR 0
your thins ups(143 right now) say iloveyou
evilamoebaattack 20
a slappy bird, apparently xD
FacePalm69 0
Imaging this made me laugh.Hehehe
edogy 0
ditto
Sarajean32 5
HAH! Right?!
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
LOL. btw Congrats (:
A7X_LoVeee 10
At least she's happy. It could've been worse by her saying no.
MrSassypants 34
What if she was flapping her hands around being so happy that she could finally say no and lead to a break-up because she doesn't want to be with OP anymore? What if she was trying to fly away? Meh.
Bluesheep_fml 4
Haha, awesome :p Congrats btw : D