Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She got incredibly excited and started flapping her hands around. Then she suddenly went deadpan and said, "But seriously… No." FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
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davemojo 0
congratulations ur goin to marry abird
lovelydarlings 6
She was just slap happy!
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Comments (300)
DKjazz 20
As twisted as it seems, had you not proposed to her, she wouldn't have slapped herself in the face. Therefore, YDI for proposing. Mazel Tov!
lucins 7
haha and there were some people here that tried the same thing to see if that was possible lol. you are even dumber than her!!
Kittehx3 0
**** you.
corrinaswan 0
f ur life? f hers but I laughed when I read this. CONGRATS
RebekahBrooke 9
I think its an FML for him bcuz he's marrying that girl. ^_^ but hey, you know she cares! :) just be happy... and hope she tones it down.
missymoo123 0
haha exactly
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
it's his fml why are you saying it's a fml for him when it already is?
dpjbbm 1
Congratulations OP! I hope you and your future wife stay together for a long time and live happily ever after! :D
bunny911 16
and you get to spend the rest of your life with this ditz...
poppo361 5
Is she normally like that?
marinus_fml 20
Definitely the obvious explanation.
DrewsFML 8
You better give her a rubber engagement ring so she doesn't take an eye out next time.
SIVES117 0
that's not a FML