Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She got incredibly excited and started flapping her hands around. Then she suddenly went deadpan and said, "But seriously… No." FML
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Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
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davemojo 0
congratulations ur goin to marry abird
lovelydarlings 6
She was just slap happy!
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Comments (300)
Noob_Trollbot 0
She is a Fucktard.
Cheylnlee 1
Congratulations but your girlfriend sounds a little retarded.
Cleao18317 11
fiancé now
lifenofun 0
she's a keeper!
PrestonG95 7
that's so funny, I lol'd to that!
lemonsquid 6
congratz. ur marrying a dumb bird.
Cleao18317 11
she isn't dumb just because she ACCIDENTALLY hit herself in the face. have some common sense.
Cleao18317 11
haha. at least she said yes. that'll be a great story to tell the grandkids
kris2335 0
at least it wasnt you she hit in the face ;P
YoUglyMama 0
dump her
xXSKYLARXx 0
Congratulations!! Hope she feels better :)
jordanp17 3
wow
xXSKYLARXx 0
really
PrestonG95 7
ur pretty
Kennzz 0
why is this a FML.. your girlfriend should be saying FML. Not you.!