Today, my friends told me all five of us should bring sleeping bags on our field trip; I brought mine only to find out they had told me that so they would get the four beds to themselves. They all 'forgot' to bring them and its only fair that I should sleep on the floor. We are here for a week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend invited me over for a sleepover. Only she didn’t tell me until it was time to go to bed that she expected me to sleep on the floor, as she had three dogs sleeping on the couch, and two more in her bed. She could’ve at least warned me to bring an air mattress or something. FML
Today, my friends and I went camping in the woods. I fell asleep first. Waking up hours later to them bunched up together in the middle of the tent and me half-way outside, I confronted them about it. They admitted, "We heard a bear so we needed a sacrifice." FML
Today, I found out that ALL of my friends were in the same class and I was in a different one. They went away on camp, and I'm going to be alone for this whole week. FML
Today, I had a sleepover with two of my friends. We only had one bed, and it ended up with me against the wall. I then remembered that I'm very claustrophobic, and can't sleep. It's 4 a.m. FML
Today, I got disappointed when I realized that I had to share a bed with my husband because we had company over. FML
Today, while away on training with the army, my housemates rang me to tell me some news. They had found a perfect house for next year and they had put an offer on it. The only problem? There are 5 of us and the house is for 4. Guess who hasn't been included. FML
Today, because of a miscommunication with my boss, the furniture I was renting during my summer job was taken back by the movers. I still have a week of work left and nothing to eat with, and nothing to sit or sleep on. FML
Today, I thought I had the house all to myself for the weekend, but my annoying in-laws showed up unannounced and ruined my sleep-all-day plans by asking me to help clean out their RV. FML
Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML
Today, I went to a football sleepover with all of my teammates. I felt something near the bottom of my sleeping bag, and I pulled it up with my foot. My entire team watched me pull out a red thong. My parents had been on a camping trip the week before. FML
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Kirashai 9
If any of them are heavy sleepers, pull them out of bed at night and perform a slick bed-switch.
ashleykay94 7
wow you're friends are jerks. are you sure they're "friends"?
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Comments (202)
Nikkitaria 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Why would you bring sleeping bags if you have beds?
jamie72596 9
She said she didn't know they had beds...:)
Thabb 0
Because OP's friends told them to bring their sleeping bag.
OWNZ 0
simple solution, put their bodies in the sleeping bag and hide it in the wood... Then uou get all four beds!!!
Zya_fml 8
Scare them in their sleep until one of them can finally lend you their bed.
ColdplaySucks 18
If you guys stayed at a hotel, I'd prefer the ground. Hotel beds are seldom comfortable.
duckman9 55
5 people = 4 beds + 1 sleeping bag
laplander_fml 0
get back at them by putting salt on their toothbrush
MrSassypants 34
4 beds + 1 sleeping bag doesn't equal 5 people. If it did, I would be creating life without having sex....... that's the only way I would be able to have children.
Thunderbender 2
Well now you need to "forget" to not put laxatives in their coffee.
EllOfficial 6
if they're air mattresses, poke holes in them
twizzlers1718 0
You sir, are dumb.
bubble25_fml 5
this just comes to show that all girls are evil
yahoowizard 16
@57 5 some on one bed =O
cptcook 0
friends my ass, u a duck
shovels 0
ya, "she a duck"
WIZchild 0
solution:::beat up the weakest link take the bed and give them the sleeping bag
Thunderbender 2
I concur, she definitely a duck.
rallets 23
youre all a bunch of quacks
PutItIn 8
I'm the only goose standing -Eminem
WellThatSucksMaj 0
top notch friends bro
gogreen8856 0
if they were you're true friends, they would have told you the truth from the beginning!
Rosalie_Haostn 0
if any of them were true friends....we would have pushed all the beds together and made one huuuge bed so everyone could fit :)
Kirashai 9
If any of them are heavy sleepers, pull them out of bed at night and perform a slick bed-switch.
NataliaSV 0
hah thts a good idea :) mwuahha revenge ;)
Someone_somewere 7
why? floors are comfortable....
da_cookie_monsta 1
I agree with 82. Floors aren't that bad. Suck it up, OP.
RetardedBullFrog 4
yeah, people these days are spoiled. but i think the fml here is she got tricked by her friends into sleeping on the floor.
beeship321 5
If they're in a hotel than u just call down and ask for a cot.
Monkeyone 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
^noob
seenyou 3
how is OP a noob ? OP just has bad friends . please read a damn book and expand your vocabulary .
MizzErikaHart 8
reading FMLs is good enough
MizzErikaHart 8
btw I think he called op a noob cuz he/she obviously never been to the camping site before otherwise he/she would've known about the beds
dre_bro11 12
wasn't 4's comment meant at 3 because of the little ^ thingy she used?
MizzErikaHart 8
idk probably, but I think it makes more sense if 4 was talking about op....3 didn't really say anything noob-like to me
mikaylaraymond 0
^asshole
Kirashai 9
I didn't say anything nooby. Maybe you meant your little ^ for 2, but you must have posted at the same time as me.
ashleykay94 7
wow you're friends are jerks. are you sure they're "friends"?
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
frenemies
F2M2L 5
sounds like op is like that generic left out person in a group that just gets used.
bankrupt 15
Exactly, No. 5. These people are NOT the OP's friends. They are shitheads pretending to be the OP's friends. The cat is out of the bag, OP. Suffer through the week because you're stuck there, then dump those four assfucks when you get home. You'll find real friends to replace these backstabbers who ganged up behind your back to screw you over.
Jay1_fml 0
I almost assumed they were just using the OP, but then again, why would they even bring OP? unless it's a school trip, it says field trip but you never know
atthegates 0
some days u get the elevator...some days you get the shaft
amaya726 4
Time to get new friends....but before then...take their toothbrushes and scrub some bathroom gunk...
s2syou 7
agreed ive witnessed it to a girl who everyone disliked and she thought they all liked her. OP get some new friends
theonlysweetpea 10
No lie but you didn't think there were beds? FYL for the shitty friends though!
ashleykay94 7
well it was a camping trip. so I guess normally there wouldn't be beds
davemojo 0
#1 obviously there was only 4 beds... idiot
FacePalm69 0
Bitches, you should switch every night.
sieera00 8
mayb u should if left it in the car and said you forgot then u MIGHT of got to sleep in a bed
ashleykay94 7
well if his friends are already jerks in the first place, he would've ended up on the floor anyways
sieera00 8
true
_Oblivion_ 12
4 beds, 5 guys. what the **** is wrong with you.
_Oblivion_ 12
O shit five chicks
A7X_LoVeee 10
I'm sure there will be plenty of opportunities to get back at them. :)
laplander_fml 0
put salt on their toothbrushes!