Today, my nineteen year-old boyfriend dumped me and kicked me out of his place where I was staying. All because my two year-old peed on his couch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML
Today, my boyfriend kicked me out and threatened to get a restraining order after I called him an asshole. I'm 16 weeks pregnant and over 1,000 miles away from my parents' house. FML
Today, I had a seizure at my boyfriend's. The second I began to seize, he cursed and picked me up, dropping me on the floor complaining, "Now I have to clean the damn couch." I had urinated because I had no control over my body. The couch is still stained. He dumped me for ruining his furniture. FML
Today, I got into my boyfriend's car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML
Today, I got mad at my 4 year old son for cussing me out. Afterwards, I went upstairs to get ready for the day. When I came back downstairs I found him pooping on my brand new leather couch. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
Today, my parents told me, after 30 years of marriage, that they are getting a divorce. I went to my boyfriend's apartment because I needed some comfort. While sobbing to him, he decided to dump me on the spot because my reaction to the news was "immature" and he wants an "adult" relationship. FML
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lalalaila777 24
shows his true petty colors, blessing in disguise, please find stability and safe environment away from assholes and sexual predators. some people date or get close to parents with children, just to abuse their kids. be careful
cuz803 46
If he broke up with you over something petty, he never deserved you. Keep your head up and move forward. I hope you have a place for you and your child to stay.
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Comments (7)
RichardPencil 32
That's one of the most valid reasons for dumping someone. Why wasn't your kid in a diaper?
cuz803 46
If he broke up with you over something petty, he never deserved you. Keep your head up and move forward. I hope you have a place for you and your child to stay.
lalalaila777 24
shows his true petty colors, blessing in disguise, please find stability and safe environment away from assholes and sexual predators. some people date or get close to parents with children, just to abuse their kids. be careful
Hangryko 32
While I don't understand why your 2 year old wasn't wearing a diaper if they're not fully potty trained, he shouldn't have thrown you both out over it. Check with your landlord and tenant board if you qualify for tenants' rights so he has to legally evict you, which usually takes 30 days minimum, and if you can charge him with illegal eviction.
alw123 3
The said boyfriend is only 19 himself. He’s definitely not mature enough to know the right things to do in this situation & is going to react emotionally rather than rationally. I feel for you OP but I also feel for your ex-boyfriend.
Hangryko 32
@alw123 - Be that as it may, that's not going to hold up as a legal defence.
Blueraspberrycat 6
I highly doubt this is the only reason but a. Why wasn’t the kid in a diaper, b. Why was he not being watched and stopped, c did you offer atleast to get it cleaned? Seriously fml your boyfriend for having to deal with a piss wielding kid. Put him in diapers till potty trained op. Also your bf is 19 and you have a two year old, guessing sex ed wasn’t your strongest topic either.
Hangryko 32
@Blueraspberrycat - Let’s not shame OP for getting pregnant, please. How do you know birth control wasn't used? Also, it occasionally fails.