Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said, "Can't, bigamy's illegal." I still don't know if she was joking or not, because she keeps changing the subject whenever I mention it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She got incredibly excited and started flapping her hands around. Then she suddenly went deadpan and said, "But seriously… No." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making fun of a photo album on Facebook containing pictures of two friends who just got engaged. I jokingly asked her to marry me. She said yes. We have been dating for two months. She's not in on the joke. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She didn't say no, she didn't faint, and she didn't cry. She just stared at me blankly and said, "But... why...?" FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
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Top comments
boating_guy 33
Whether she's making a fool of you or not, it's clearly a no. It's not easy but don't waste your time and just move on from her OP
guinea_pigs 9
If she's joking, that's a horrible joke, and a horrible way to turn down a proposal. if she's not joking, there's an even bigger problem.. either way, this is a huge red flag.
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Comments (49)
ninjakitty254 23
Sorry OP. You deserve better!
Muttley9 13
Major Life Rule: Fool me once, shame on them. Fool me twice, shame on you, because you should have seen it coming the second time. Trust people until they screw you, then at arms length forever after, unless they prove themselves to you. People rarely change unless they perceive the need to... and it has to come from inside themselves. Your fortune is: get a new significant other, otherwise half your property and large legal fees are in your future :)
Grenith 21
Her ex won't give her a divorce?
vikky538 29
Hope she is joking..if she's not then your life becomes a joke...
Cromlech 12
She could be married to another person still, haven't fully gone through a divorce. There's alot of pepole out there like that.
mattyiscool123 26
She must be married
Hash13 13
Get out. Get out now !
exoticwaved 9
How old are you and how long were you all together? This sounds juvenile...
kalbrek009 20
Does she even know what the word means...or has she been hiding something from you?
babybear420 7
That's a NO.