Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend turned down my marriage proposal because the ring I gave her was bigger than the one her sister got at her proposal. Apparently she wouldn't be able to brag to her sister without "looking like a bitch for having a bigger ring". FML
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RabbitOfAurora 28
I hope you'll reconsider the proposal OP.
DLS930 21
what a b***h for not respecting the moment and ruining it just because she didn't get exactly what she wanted at least you see her true colors now
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Comments (102)
asnakelovinbabe 16
I think it is ok for someone to set guidelines and say "hey, this is the kind of jewelry I tend to like, and this stuff over here I am not real fond of." And then the person who is doing the proposing can use guidelines and recruit some help from family or friends if needed. My husband picked out the ring without knowing much else besides the fact that I prefer silver or white gold to yellow gold. You know what I love most about that ring? Not the color, the size, or shape, etc. I love all of those things... but so much more, I love that he picked it, and he set up a special moment to give it to me, and opened his heart to me. It could have been a solid lump of stone and I would still never trade it for anything. I think it is completely asinine and selfish to pick out and expect an exact ring and even more so to throw a tantrum when it doesn't happen. It says a whole lot about a person when they act this way. I think OP dodged a bullet. It's a hunk of metal holding onto a clump of rock. There are more important things in life to get upset about.
seriouslygrowup 11
if, after 5 years, he still doesn't know her well enough to know which ring she prefers, then I'd be mad at him too :)
ShitHappen_fml 15
girls these days are material bitches.
ShitHappen_fml 15
Yes I'm a girl, and I might be a material bitch! but not when it comes to love!!
playmonty 9
Dump her. This behaviour=massive red flag, and you accepting this will send the wrong message. I am not saying to never take her back if she shows remorse, but this is a very good time to show your significant other you will not put up with immature princessy behaviour.
Vegetarian27 24
I'm tempted to say FML for this, but I also see her point. She has to wear it everyday for the rest of her life, so she better like the damn thing. But I think her reaction was taking it too far.
horneyhic 15
You sure you want to Marry someone like that?
GamerPerson 19
Dude, if she's pissed about not having a MATERIAL OBJECT, take this hint: She's not the one, she's going to be materialistic AND she'll more than likely bitch at you till she gets her way. Dump her.
DianaFrances411 13
How ungrateful of her.
GreenDayBJAIsHot 7
sorry OP! some women don't understand that men don't like it when their girl tries to hint at something, hope things work out!
woahwhatchild 9
Some people don't know what they have! Can't believe she got annoyed about a ring! If she loved you the ring wouldn't matter as long as she has a ring on her finger. Some people are so shallow and they get greedy so they forget what they have