Today, I found out that my fiancé has been talking to another girl behind my back about how much he hates being with me. Turns out he’s been talking to her everyday for 3 months, and she kept pushing him to leave me, but he was only staying because I cook for him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out why my fiancé has been treating me like garbage lately. He thought that me getting fed up and dumping him would save him the unpleasant task of having to confess to the affair he’s been having with his coworker. We’re expecting our baby girl in 4 months. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of a year is talking to another woman on Instagram. When I go to bed, he talks to her until 2-3am, and while I’m at work too, all day long. Their conversations are friendly, but he seems more enthusiastic with her than me. This explains why he doesn’t feature me in his stories and posts. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years is cheating on me. A friend had brought this to my attention. She was under the impression that we broke up because she’d seen stories of him and another woman. I found out he changed his story settings to hide the specific posts with that other woman from me only. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé of three years, with whom I share a child, fell in love with my best friend and they’ve been going on dates for the last four months after work. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
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jbuckets_404 39
OP, your cooking is "merely" the simplest excuse that he gave her for not leaving you, a skill that either of them could easily learn if willing to put in the effort. I'm certain that there's plenty of OTHER positive reasons regarding you that he DIDN'T want to mention in order to keep her interest. Nonetheless, he broke your trust after not being man enough to stop paying her attention after Minute #1. (Much less Day #90!) As painful as it is (and for which you have my earnest sympathies), it's better that you found out now before too late. As the great personal advice columnist Ann Landers stated, "It's much better to wish that you weren't alone - than to wish that you were...." Best of luck, OP! :-) [BTW, you can always cook for me anytime that you like - to keep those skills sharp. ;-) LOL --Humor: It's a hell of a thing! Shared between friends esp. in times of need or pain.]
Richard Luna 1
So cook him a last meal and kick his ass to the curb **** him he can be replaced it, only hurt for a while but let his ass go
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jbuckets_404 39
OP, your cooking is "merely" the simplest excuse that he gave her for not leaving you, a skill that either of them could easily learn if willing to put in the effort. I'm certain that there's plenty of OTHER positive reasons regarding you that he DIDN'T want to mention in order to keep her interest. Nonetheless, he broke your trust after not being man enough to stop paying her attention after Minute #1. (Much less Day #90!) As painful as it is (and for which you have my earnest sympathies), it's better that you found out now before too late. As the great personal advice columnist Ann Landers stated, "It's much better to wish that you weren't alone - than to wish that you were...." Best of luck, OP! :-) [BTW, you can always cook for me anytime that you like - to keep those skills sharp. ;-) LOL --Humor: It's a hell of a thing! Shared between friends esp. in times of need or pain.]
RichardPencil 32
You must be one hell of a cook. Either that, or your fiancé hasn’t heard of Uber Eats.
tounces7 28
Well you must have some badass cooking.
bloopaloop 27
Good job, you’re one of the horde of emotional losers. Get a real relationship where you don’t have to blame the other person for something because you’re with someone who isn’t guilty of anything.
wanderlustonfire 4
I can’t imagine the pain. Though, I have to say It’s good you found out. At least now you know how much of an ass he is before saying ‘I do’!! That’s what I call a blessing in disguise!
jc1015 25
Pretend everything is good ex lax in next meal 😈
Richard Luna 1
So cook him a last meal and kick his ass to the curb **** him he can be replaced it, only hurt for a while but let his ass go
julfunky 29
Except skip the “cook him his last meal” part.
Alurius_moon88 4
Don't say anything. Just make him a, "nice meal..." maybe one that includes seasonings of broken glass...
AmbrosiaFan 19
So you've already made him an ex b/f, right?
xxWTFxx1981 23
Look at the positive at least you know you are a damn good cook and he will miss something...