Today, my teacher "busted" me for writing down answers on my arm for a test. The so called "answers" was just a duck my little nephew had drawn on my hand the night before. She's actually trying to get me suspended over it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a zero on my math test. My teacher was convinced that I had written the answers on my arm. No answers, just really thick, black arm hair. FML
Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML
Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, I took a final for my law class. As I was taking the test, I noticed the girl on my left copying off me. I wrote all the wrong answers on my sheet while writing the correct answers on my desk hoping she would copy the wrong answers down. I forgot to write the correct answers on my test. FML
Today, my little sister decided the best way to cheat on a test is to take someone else's test, scratch through their name in pencil, and write her name underneath. She starts high school next semester. FML
Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML
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isabellasimone 18
I'm sorry, OP. I hate when teachers pick on students unnecessarily. Just go to the principal and defend yourself. Good luck!
MrSassypants 34
Turns out all the answers were "duck".
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isabellasimone 18
I'm sorry, OP. I hate when teachers pick on students unnecessarily. Just go to the principal and defend yourself. Good luck!
ELoni_fml 25
And here I am thinking all Canadians are the good guys
SaharaZinc 14
But, did he not clean himself since the previous night..?
hope27 15
#44 it was only the night before, it's not like op's being unclean. Plus the drawing would probably take longer than overnight to rub off.
rizzkiyoshi 19
@44 have you never drawn on yourself? it takes days to come off my skin no matter how much I scrub
randomname98 22
Some teachers are straight up satan spawn. I was being bullied by the same group of kids, and every time I told the teacher she would say "tell me if it happens again" and drop it there. I went to the principal after about a month and got the same response. Finally one day I lost it and punched the kid back, just as the teacher walked in. I was suspended for 3 days for "assaulting an innocent victim" and told that it doesn't count as self defense unless you are surrounded by people trying to hurt you.
DLS930 21
you should take a picture to prove the point just in case
MrSassypants 34
Turns out all the answers were "duck".
devildog562 33
Dang it. I said cow on question four. Damn you old McDonald.
Mauskau 36
Every 4th question, the answer was duck. The other three were Llama.
cryssycakesx3 23
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
every 4th question, answer was duck. the other 3 were Goose.
HairIsEverything 15
#18 either you don't understand the basics of "Duck Duck Goose", or you made a very bad joke.
devildog562 33
Some teachers are ridiculous. Like the one from a while ago kicking all of her students out and bitching about them. Tough job and its a shame we don't always get the best person for the job.
SarahSehhati 40
Did you show her it was juat a duck?
silvercamaro 22
OP probably has one of those teachers that always assumes they're right and didn't even give a chance for defense.
maharb01 17
well when the question was "what are you going to draw today?" Billy Madison style, you were cheating! was it blue?
pooldude 24
Man, is this a universal thing or what? everywhere there is that one teacher, who likes to create mountain out of molehill and pick on students for no apparent reason. Btw, i hope you don't get suspension OP.
YFOS_fml 17
she sounds like an idiot.
granCanyon 12
You didn't take a shower before going to bed and before going to school?
soulreaper12296 28
Could've been a sharpie. Even taking a shower wont completely get rid of it.
AllieCat21 21
Newsflash: Not everyone showers every day. Some say it's bad for your skin to shower every day.
vixypixys 13
I would purposely avoid washing something like that off.
JdF16 11
Thats the same thing i was thinking ???
badluckalex 23
why would you shower before and after sleep?
YaraSanne 12
Some teachers.. I think it's cute that your nephew draws on you :)