Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend turned down my marriage proposal because the ring I gave her was bigger than the one her sister got at her proposal. Apparently she wouldn't be able to brag to her sister without "looking like a bitch for having a bigger ring". FML
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RabbitOfAurora 28
I hope you'll reconsider the proposal OP.
DLS930 21
what a b***h for not respecting the moment and ruining it just because she didn't get exactly what she wanted at least you see her true colors now
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Comments (102)
NotHisEnemy 0
If that's how she's going to be, maybe you shouldn't have proposed to her...
taylamoore 11
"Will you marry me?" *sees ring and proceeds to behave like a two year old* I cannot fathom how that response ever seemed okay in her mind.... What the hell. He wants to spend his life you with you. There's plenty of time to upgrade ? jeez
datmanbody 2
I think we know who your NOT marrying
Ksweety_fml 27
She's not the one.
brainski 1
Lucky you. Dump her now. Save the divorce later
Mandadity 3
what a keeper.
adriisamazing 1
what the heck has she been checked? anyone who gets mad over some ring is not worth it it's the thought that counts not some piece of jewelry
kutemotoka 15
What a b*tch...
fantasyworld 39
Dump her.
teacupofsunshine 29
Maybe she shouldn't get any ring.