ohdang
United States
Today, my therapist clapped for me when I told her I'd made a friend. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Screwed Up
United States
Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML
backtosquareone
Canada
Today, after weeks of therapy for severe depression, my therapist thought it would be helpful to confess my deepest problems to my friends, to prove that it was alright to trust people. I did. They laughed. Hard. FML
Anonymous
Funny story
Today, my therapist started laughing at me whilst I was telling my story. He said, "Sorry, I can't help it" and burst out laughing. FML
Kal
Next!
Today, while I was explaining my troubles to my therapist, he asked me, "And don't you have someone you can tell all that?" FML
Fuck me.
The winds of change
Today, my therapist farted three times during the same session. FML
Anonymous
Today, my psychiatrist said, "Well, good luck." at the end of my appointment. FML
Anonymous
Kasterlee, Belgium
BFF
Today, after my therapist told me I should open up to my friends more, I sent a message to a pen-pal and told her that I had asked for and found help with my postpartum troubles. She replied that I'm a bad friend for "always burdening her with my problems." FML
ryuken23
United Kingdom
Today, after breaking down in front of my therapist over some really sensitive issues, she decided to also break down. Not about my story but about her own life. I'm not being paid to comfort and console my therapist. FML
Nathan
United States
Bad start
Today, I went to see a therapist for the first time because I've been feeling depressed lately. I opened up and said everything that was on my mind. I really spilled my guts. After a good 30 minutes, her first question was, "Do you always talk this much?" FML
Not mentally well
United States
Therapy circle
Today, I found out that my dad has a therapist. That's cool. What's cooler is that she's a very nice lady, and even said to ME that I could talk too if I wanted to. Boy, do I want to. But if I did, then she would probably need a therapist herself, and the last thing my dad needs is his therapist needing a therapist. FML
Top comments
SuperNavi64 9
I'll be another friend!
Robro54 6
One is better than none! Good for you!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (97)
SuperNavi64 9
I'll be another friend!
Viciousstorms 7
*claps*
muzy 23
I don't keep friends because during times of war, they can be captured and tortured for information about myself.
ghostlilac 25
^ That's disturbing
GoW_Chick 15
^But true
LolFMLnot 10
20 I am coming to haunt you muahahha I ll be your friend :D
Jakesterk96 8
^ don't point at people.
twifan1901 0
Thats not a good idea because then op will have 2 friends and his therapist will have a heart attack from the shock
MuziKMajoR 5
Think positive-you have a friend at least
newmanlyman3 8
shoulda had a psychologist OP
minisquid 9
*reads name* Navi, if you come near my home I will shoot you out of the air like a clay pigeon. I should have done it long ago, you annoying goddamn fairy.
Robro54 6
One is better than none! Good for you!
slick5880 22
I bet it was Tom.
Mandybruin 15
I bet it was, too. Tom is everyone's friend.
sparkrok 8
ah, myspace... the days of old...
missathegirlwond 19
At least they're being supportive!
LaurenMarie223 0
That sure is something to clap about (:
lthoyal 8
It's awesome that you made a new friend, but what were you expecting your therapist to do? Hell, I wish people would clap when I made new friends.
guskaufman62 1
People would have to clap a long time for me.
atomicbaboon 0
because you'd only ever make one friend, so they would let you enjoy it as long as you want 'cause it'll never happen again, right?
kooochris1995 14
38- family doesn't count as friends.
longview_fml 0
Aww, i know this might not help.. But its better than nothing! Taking small steps is the best way :D
ohxdamnxkay02 12
awee atleast your making progress! (: soon you will have tons of friends! maybe even get some people to follow you on twitter!
Heinousness 0
I feel you, man.
j_cat187 20
It's a lonely world after high school.
stevenJB 25
I'm in highschool and it's lonely.
kimmi41509 10
Well after all, it is a congratulating moment!
MeLuvBewbs 7
He's a psycho-the-rapist.
toenibbler 14
No, that's a therapist
upyourzlolz 11
No, that's an ice cream truck man.
jujubunni5 9
Is your therapist not your friend? :o
perdix 31
Someone you pay $100 bucks (maybe more, maybe less) to talk to you for an hour is not a friend, but an employee. And that hour is really only 50 minutes.