Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend turned down my marriage proposal because the ring I gave her was bigger than the one her sister got at her proposal. Apparently she wouldn't be able to brag to her sister without "looking like a bitch for having a bigger ring". FML
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RabbitOfAurora 28
I hope you'll reconsider the proposal OP.
DLS930 21
what a b***h for not respecting the moment and ruining it just because she didn't get exactly what she wanted at least you see her true colors now
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Comments (102)
ifoundwaldo123 12
Wow that was really awful of her. She sounds really ungrateful. Sorry OP, that sucks
garrett_8614 14
The fact that your boyfriend thought enough of you to propose to you is something to be proud of. So if your ring isn't all big and fancy, it's not something to be proud of? OPs girlfriend acted extremely selfish and superficial. Also to add on to that. It says that OPs girlfriend "hinted" at a ring she wanted. Meaning she didn't tell him straight up. Not that it matters because even if she had told him it's wrong on so many levels for her to react like that.
MrsKilown 20
At least rings are returnable. Marriage is forever and forever and f-o-r-e-v-e-r! Think about it, that's a long time to be stuck with a materialistic female. Best to leave with your balls and your wallet intact.
Jaevwyn 17
Remind her that its not the rock on the ring that counts but rather what the ring symbolises
worldclassrager 41
Did she at least say yes?
RedPillSucks 33
This is why couples should look at rings together. He can buy he ring later once he understands what she likes that fits in his budget. Just winging it is a bad idea
maffy11 16
That's just pathetic; I'm sorry OP, perhaps your misses is one of those lovely women who cares more about the wedding than the marriage... A ring shouldn't have to be substantial to pertain significance...
RedPillSucks 33
Hmmm. I guess the YDI is about deserving to know what a bitch she is before you tie the knot
engineerosaurus 26
Thought: women don't just magically become materialistic. He has to have seen this side of her before now if they've been together five years. I still said FYL but just something to consider.
ABCDEF121 3
What a Hoè
justinemalang1 14
Wrong girl you're proposing to man..