Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend turned down my marriage proposal because the ring I gave her was bigger than the one her sister got at her proposal. Apparently she wouldn't be able to brag to her sister without "looking like a bitch for having a bigger ring". FML
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RabbitOfAurora 28
I hope you'll reconsider the proposal OP.
DLS930 21
what a b***h for not respecting the moment and ruining it just because she didn't get exactly what she wanted at least you see her true colors now
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Comments (102)
Ashd09 30
She obviously doesn't deserve you OP. I'm far from getting proposed to but I know I would happy with even a ring pop if I loved my boyfriend. It ain't the size of the ring that matters, its the person you're with. That's a lesson she needs to learn
skepijohnson 11
Think this was a sign...
Artemishuntress 8
sorry op but she's an ungrateful Lil itch
PokemonMaster0 15
Women, amirite?
littlekellilee 45
I like the romance of a surprise proposal. Looking beforehand together is basically saying "I'm going to propose, show me what you want me to do it with." Take your girlfriend's mom, sister, friend, or whatever instead! Likely at some point they've mentioned what ring they like to them.
underthesea12 24
You just saw her true colors. do you really want to be treated like that forever?
dark_angel4121 12
Your girlfriend is a bitch. She should be happy you asked.
marcranger 29
OP, I almost always vote YDI on proposal FMLs because they usually could have been avoided if the proposer had talked to the proposee about marriage and each partner's stance before the proposal. But this earned a straight-up FYL from me, so congrats on that, I guess? I am echoing everyone else who thinks you dodged a bullet. It's one thing to not be on the same page when it comes to marriage. It's another thing to not be on the same page when it comes to jewelry, and as a fellow oblivious person, I feel your pain at being unable to take a hint unless it's clearly spelled out to the point of not being a hint anymore.
Vivi99 12
Damn sorry op she's untreateful she should care what ring you got her its the thought that counts.
buckysam 7
What a bitch. I guess she doesn't deserve you.