Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend turned down my marriage proposal because the ring I gave her was bigger than the one her sister got at her proposal. Apparently she wouldn't be able to brag to her sister without "looking like a bitch for having a bigger ring". FML
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RabbitOfAurora 28
I hope you'll reconsider the proposal OP.
DLS930 21
what a b***h for not respecting the moment and ruining it just because she didn't get exactly what she wanted at least you see her true colors now
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Comments (102)
iMaii 7
i heard this thing : if the ring matters, they don't. I'm not sure entirely because that isn't always true but yeahhh.
bawillium 2
Bullet dodged!
garrett_8614 14
The thing that's wrong in this situation is how the GF acted towards OP during the proposal. What kind of girl bitches their BF out while they are trying to PROPOSE TO YOU? I'm sure OP tried to get her a ring that looked nice, why wouldn't he? There may be certain things about a piece of jewelry that you don't like, understandable, but the way this FML is worded, it doesn't sound like the GF didn't like it because of one specific thing. It's says she bitched him out because OP "didn't get her the ring she hinted at." That sounds like she's just being superficial like I stated in my previous comment.
CandyApple88 13
she doesn't want OP, she wants the ring. Its not love. he is just convenient/useful to her. OP should get the hint and leave her ass.
chosha_fml 27
#72 That's exactly it. If it's not the ring she wants, that can be fixed, but she didn't have to make him feel like shit and ruin the proposal.
awilson1500 10
I disagree to some extend wow, that she did that. I know for myself I have invisioned what my ring will look like for years.. and its not just any ring it's "the" ring. that your supposed to wear your entire life. it's supposed to be exactly what you want. that's why you ring shop.
sem2183 13
Wow. Well all I can say is that you dodged a bullet there. Being married to her would be your worst nightmare. Take this as a sign and run.
Niedermayer_20 12
Wait till her looks disappear when you get older, then you nothing but an attitude And dysfunctional personality to deal with,HA! Good Luck.
JKPwnage 27
She doesn't deserve to get married.
Hirix 3
Not worth it, only going to get worse if you did get married