Today, I finally gave the guy I was with for over a year a blowjob. Right after he tells me "I don't want a girlfriend but I want you to be my best friend." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
Today, my best friend got a new boyfriend. She asked him what he wanted for his upcoming birthday, and he said he just wanted to hang out with her and watch a movie or two. I thought it was sweet, so I asked my boyfriend what he would like for his upcoming birthday. He said a blow job. FML
Today, my neighbor, whom I've had a massive crush on but barely know, actually started flirting with me. Long story short, it ended with him getting a blowjob. I said, "We should make this a thing." He replied, "Yeah, a one-time thing." FML
Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML
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Kiebland 0
You should've bit down when he said that.
lolfood 24
You're an ass.
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Comments (68)
emilypancakes 0
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yeah... guess you shouldn't have waited so long to blow him.
WoAhAnNa123 0
...yeah its way to late now!
Church_Vii 4
I don't think that was a determining factor in getting rid of her, and if it was then he doesn't deserve her.
JocelynKaulitz 28
#3, #72, y'all are losers.
crudeandrudeguy 29
FYL for sure, that must've been the worst BJ in the history of mankind
threefitty25 0
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I feel sorry for you, I have to say though I once told a girl I liked her just to get a BJ after I stopped talking to her. Your story is different though.
lolfood 24
You're an ass.
Slender_Man 6
Douchebag alert!
loveishope 4
Why would you do that
Kiebland 0
You should've bit down when he said that.
alphatoomega 21
He didn't say it until "right after", which means she wasn't blowing him when he said it. Learn to read.
civkomidway 0
My god, that's awful.
blah_blah_shity 0
what a douchbag. i hope you then told him what a great idea that was cuz he could never satisfied you and youre sick of his shit. or elbowed his nuts
quontag 15
He's gay
KenMcGormick 0
tell him you give even better ******** to boyfriends... and the next time he is still asking for some... bite right through it
OXAMH 0
#17 clearly he didn't break off their relationship over not getting head as she'd just finished sucking him off. On the length of time, it depends on how old they are - if 14 then fine to wait a year, if 18...
Hiimhaileypotter 53
If they've been together for a year and are 14, it's okay for her to blow him? What the ****? No. 14-year-olds are not mature enough for that shit, even if they think they're in love (and this is coming from the 17 year old who has been with her boyfriend for 4 years, we are still virgins). And even if they're 18, I see no reason why she can't wait. If a guy (or girl) doesn't respect the other persons' sexual decisions, they aren't worth it anyway.
crazycar 0
Sorry sweety. I have to agree with the guys on this one. You sholda blew him a long time ago. At least that way you coulda spared urself the wasted time.
neonpanda44 0
agreed:)
SLYLFML 0
don't feel bad, happened to me too.
RuSerious81 2
You waited a year to give a guy a ********? I'm confused...