ShitHappen_fml

Miss My house, The middle of nowhere 33 years-old It's complicated

TuT This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff France

YouTubers must be stopped

Today, I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with blood-red water, motionless and staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming and crying, and he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML

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supertacowaffle 28 November 2014, 20:47 Bristol, United Kingdom

Today, and for the past few days, there is a musical box stuck somewhere in my attic that randomly plays Christmas songs. FML

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Mr_snuggels 24 December 2014, 20:05 Toronto, Canada

Today, I witnessed my very overweight cat trying to jump over my fence, only to shit himself half way up, and then land in it. FML

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