Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend turned down my marriage proposal because the ring I gave her was bigger than the one her sister got at her proposal. Apparently she wouldn't be able to brag to her sister without "looking like a bitch for having a bigger ring". FML
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RabbitOfAurora 28
I hope you'll reconsider the proposal OP.
DLS930 21
what a b***h for not respecting the moment and ruining it just because she didn't get exactly what she wanted at least you see her true colors now
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Comments (102)
YaraSanne 12
And they say valeu does'nt matter. It's been a lie!
kimg0885 23
My husband taught me a long time ago hinting NEVER works just tell each other what you want and everyone will be happier. I don't think your girlfriend is mad about the ring you did get her. She is mad because in her mind she thinks that you don't pay attention to her because you didn't catch on to her hints. Try talking about it op and if all else fails at least you found out before you are married.
Tsukiyomi 16
I'm opposed to violins But slap her with one
jmuzz07 3
This is fantastic.
Goblin182 27
Are you against sax?
garrett_8614 14
^what?
IHazNoUsername 9
It's a good thing you didn't get her the "right" ring, OP. You would never have known of her bitchiness until a while into your marriage, which would probably lead into several miserable and depressing years whenever she would show her real colors.
mld4657 28
classy. I don't think you deserve her then op
ARetardedSeal 24
Did she grow up spoiled by any chance?
baileygirl88 8
In no way do I agree with your girlfriend. However, this will make me sound like s horrible troll but I assure you I'm not. I've been with my BF for 5 years also, and I've been waiting for what seems like years for a marriage proposal. I've showed him the ring style I like. He knows what I want. If he were to propose and the ring would be totally different than the ones I've picked out previously I might be upset too. I wouldn't throw a fit but I would be wondering why he got me something so different than what I wanted. I mean you DO have to wear it all the time! You want to be in love with your ring. I know for most of us though, it's not the ring it's the person who gives us the ring that makes us happy. I can see this being a huge issue if the ring she hinted for was something really expensive and out of his price range though. That is possible. I don't agree with your girlfriend OP, just my two cents on the matter so no hate please!
Goblin182 27
Just becasue you want it doesn't mean he can afford it.
culphy 14
Just because something is a different style doesn't mean it's more expensive. Example: I want a trilogy ring. Most of the ones I looked at are under 1K. There were much uglier rings for much more. You can always find a cheaper version of a style. TBH; I'd prefer a $20 ring in my style than a $2000 ring which I hated.
alioni 12
ungrateful bitch.
wannabesinger 16
You know, I know someone else who broke off her engagement and was really pissed that her boyfriend didn't make a speech when he proposed to her, and that it was the wrong ring. I promise you we aren't all materialistic bitches.
DewIchigo 17
Well now you have a chance to run. At least that's what I'd do ...