Today, I was walking to a job interview. I needed to get rid of some gum but there were no trash cans in sight, so I spat it out on the ground. Next thing I know, some guy grabs me, sticks the gum in my hair, and walks off, muttering curses. I couldn't get it out in time for the interview. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, in an effort to avoid my school's strict no-gum policy as my teacher made a b-line to me, I swallowed it. By the time the teacher reached me, the gum was on my desk, as well as my breakfast, thanks to my overactive gag reflex. FML
That escalated quickly
Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I was offered coffee and a donut. It was going well until I took a bite of the donut and started choking on it. I coughed so hard I ended up vomiting into his garbage can. FML
Fur suit
Today, I rushed to a job interview, but my cat rubbed against me, covering my suit in fur. I grabbed a lint roller, tripped over the cat, and knocked out a front tooth. I showed up sweaty, disheveled, and missing a tooth. I didn’t get the job. FML
Today, while getting ready for a job interview, I sneezed while brushing my teeth, splattering toothpaste everywhere and ruining my brand new dress. FML
Today, was my first day of work in my life. I was excited, and so was my dad, who saw me to the door and ruffled my hair as he wished me luck. I didn't notice until half an hour after arriving at work that he'd stuck his gum in my hair. Nobody bothered to tell me. FML
Trash
Today, I rode the public bus. When I got off, I put my hood up only to discover that the old man who sat behind me had used my hood as a trashcan for his gum and used Kleenex. I can't get the gum out of my hair. FML
Today, I choked on my saliva during a medical interview. FML
What are you doing?
Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML
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Welshite 40
Justice.
capthigh 16
was there no paper around either
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capthigh 16
was there no paper around either
Brandi_Faith 34
14, OP is a girl. I find it hard to believe that she wasn't carrying a purse with some sort of scrap piece of paper or something. We do tend to carry a lot of stuff in our purses. She could've put in a paper and put it in a pocket in the purse until she got to a garbage can (which would probably be at the place the interview was). Or even easier, swallow it.
dawnimus 21
I'm a girl and I don't always have scraps of paper in my bag/purse. I only keep receipts that might be important later and throw away junk as soon as I see a bin. I hate handbag clutter.
ELoni_fml 25
If you open my handbag I'll have enough junk to rid half a continent of their gum
forcedonprada 1
Well, she could have at least SPIT IT OUT IN A TISSUE. The man's reaction was VERY extreme, but I'm going to say this is a YDI.
Namenlos_fml 20
She didn't need to have a piece of paper; she could have just used the wrapper the gum came in and held onto it until she found a trash can.
americanezio 10
What's wrong with spitting gum out? You're outside for Petes sake
Beccag7 14
It's littering. Don't you hate it when you step in gum?
monkeyy100 15
you got yourself into a sticky situation!
Kyle1dc 17
Her interviewer probably chewed her out for it.
swaggalikethat 22
I imagine the interview blowing up in her face
Kyle1dc 17
#37 Interviewer: Sorry to burst your bubble, but your not hired.
cryssycakesx3 23
big fat fail, 41.
Kyle1dc 17
meh, you win some you lose some.
schhichick 14
No need to be rude! Anyways it was not that big of a fail
wildsweetchild 19
wouldn't say so #43...looks like your comment was the one that broke the chain :P
xxrogerthatxx 19
big fat fail, 43.
Welshite 40
Justice.
Wingman527 22
I agree. But I wouldn't stick it in their hair
Welshite 40
Lazy inconsiderate people tossing gum on the streets and floors are disgusting. I can't count the number of times I've had to scrape someone's fresh gum off my shoe because they couldn't be bothered to walk to a trash bin. Not to mention the fact that any gum on the ground collects dirt and looks horrible.
Almost_Positive 18
Seriously. Spitting out your gum or not throwing it away properly is one of the most inconsiderate things ever. If I had the guts to do it, I would definitely put it in OP's hair
gpg5 19
Did you not see in the FML "there were no trash bins around"
Nymeria_fml 25
Yeah, because OP couldn't walk a little farther until she found one...
Brandi_Faith 34
I think that she could've done a dozen different things other than throwing it on the street and she's rude for throwing it on the street, however I think having it stuck in her hair and being semi-attacked by some stranger is a little much. What the guy should've done is embarrass her and say "you're not just going to throw it there for someone else to step in are you? Pick it up and find a garbage" then continue to stand there and stare at her till she picked it up. Shaming/embarrassing people like this often works and gets the point across. I remember an Fml where some idiot didn't have a bag so he didn't pick up his dogs poop and the neighbour made him pick it up with his bare hands! Lol
SatinsNightmares 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Op said they couldn't find a trash can.
j_cat187 20
if that is justice then for the next time you litter, I shall bust in the windshield of your car and fill it with several dumpsters worth of garbage.
morella_xx 29
OP had no problem with the knowledge that her gum would most likely end up ruining the sole of someone's shoe. It being stuck in her hair isn't that far off from what she was comfortable with happening to anyone else.
Lahariim 8
#20, did you stick OP's gum in her hair?
DanielleinDC 34
Not to mention, it's bad for any avian life. They think it's bread and will try to eat it--with fatal consequences. YDI, OP. You didn't have a scrap of paper to discard your gum?
isuckwithnames 22
Shoulda stuck the gum to his hair. By stick I mean throw and by gum I mean a fist.
deathstroke990 22
stick a fist in his hair?
myGRAM 14
*throw a fist in his hair
Nymeria_fml 25
That should cause a hair-splitting headache.
J215B 33
Karma
mrwilsong 6
Karma? Did you know driving for 1 hour does over 10 times the pollution as 1 piece of gum. So should every one who drives get in a car accident?
ladyLALAA 29
Like throwing lamps at people that need to lighten up?
raphanne_fml 33
#42 Does that justify or excuse spitting your gum in the streets like a llama? No. I hate that mentality of "Oh well, there is worse out there., so let's do **** all to make things better"
Kyle1dc 17
#51 Here's a straw, now suck it up.
dragonkisses28 25
I had no idea that llamas even chewed gum. I wonder if they prefer a certain flavor...
ladyLALAA 29
#70 throwing scissors at people who need to lighten up.
Kyle1dc 17
#88 Here's a bridge, now get over it.
ladyLALAA 29
Cut it out* Omgosh, epic fail. I accept all negative thumbs.
Fritterzz 13
You don't like swallowing?
Googolman 29
I think you are making a joke, but it's not good to swallow gum since it takes a very long time to digest.
Googolman 29
Sorry, I meant to say that gum doesn't digest properly. Gum doesn't actually stay in your stomach for 7 years.
smackaroonial 20
False, gum digests at the same rate as regular food. Check your facts before spreading rumors please. It does not take a long time, nor is it detrimental to your health.
Brandi_Faith 34
I do not understand people that won't swallow their gum. Gum is in no way different then swallowing every piece of food you've ever eaten. In fact it is no different then swallowing a gummy candy, or anything else. The digestive system is quite incredible at doing its job not to mention that the acid alone probably does most of the work. Meat is harder to digest than most other foods, and yet people still eat it and it can still be digested. Suck it up people and swallow your friggen gum. No one want to hear you complain about not having anywhere to put it or find it under a table or on the floor or road or a wall!
lulinator 40
I'm sorry your joke got ruined by these literal people.
Fritterzz 13
Lol, it's all good.
BvbArmy_0 18
Thats what he said
Googolman 29
57 - Didn't you read my second comment? I corrected myself, saying that gum doesn't actually stay in your stomach for years, but that it simply doesn't digest properly. It is a rare occurrence, but it is possible that gum might create a blockage in your intestines.
raphanne_fml 33
You had no piece of paper or old receipts in your purse to wrap around the gum?
Brandi_Faith 34
And if you absolutely have no place to throw it out (which I doubt seeing as if you waited there would probably have been a garbage can on the way or at the place the interview was) you could've just swallowed it. Swallowing gum doesn't actually mean it will stay in your stomach for 7 years or that you will get some huge mass in your stomach, it's actually no different than swallowing food or some sort of gummy candy.
Memma_fml 14
That sucks.
smackaroonial 20
Actually, it doesn't suck. It blows.
ladyLALAA 29
Did you blow the job?
soullyfe 33
I guess the place you went to for your interview didn't have a trash can either?
ifoundalaska 11
That's what you get for being a litter bug