Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, whom I'm madly in love with, by having a plane fly over her house spelling "Marry me Abby?" After seeing it, she locked herself in her room and cried for hours, exclaiming that this wasn't how she wanted to be proposed to. I'd invited my entire family. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
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Top comments
netfreak 0
I'm confused. Were you two at least going out?
fractal47 2
Were you two dating at all? Or did you just decide to propose out of nowhere with no prior relationship history?
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Comments (252)
Emwo 0
Probably wasn't about the OP anyway. + she probably just updated it :P
mjbm912 0
were u even going out with her????
excusemydust 0
seek mental/emotional well-being help, for your own sake, original poster. it seems that you lack the ability to relate to others in a socially-acceptable way and your life would be more fulfilling if you remedy that issue.
kattt_fml 0
OP said "the girl I've been in love with for 6 years..." not "my gf of __ years" Clearly they wernt dating. (maybe a small possibility irdk.) ydi.
lifesuck_fml 0
OP, for the love of all that's holy, ANSWER THE QUESTIONS HERE!! Where you going out with her? Did she say yes? , etc!!
blalien 0
Yeah, OPs never answer questions here. It's kind of annoying. Maybe the OP was disillusioned because he thought, "Okay, I'm going to be the first FML poster who doesn't get flamed into next week."
lifesuck_fml 0
I have seen OPs reply, I can't remember right now in which ones, but there are a few. I'll look for it.
EMR_fml 0
The Iraq veteran who returned with PTSD and his mom told him to grow up replied to questions. It's on page 2 of the top FML's And a couple days ago the kid who went to the wrong house and used their bathroom answered a bunch of questions. There have been a few others but I don't remember which ones they were. But you're right OP's rarely respond and I wish they would do so more often
meddude 0
dude...you just loved her and didn't even date her once? you can't get to know someone truly until you start spending time with that person. you need to get your thoughts in order, OP, cause that's some creepy shit right there.
xkaokaox 0
dude was she even your gf? doesnt seem like she loved you. therefore... why did you propose? creepy...
jessicaclaire 0
I am confused. Did you propose to her, and she said yes, but instead of making a FaceBook status of "OMG I'm engaged" she made one about a geek from high school?
icertainlysuck 0
sounds like she wasn't ur girlfriend. In that case, you sir are a complete ******* retard.
quachie 0
sounds like you two weren't even in a relationship