Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, whom I'm madly in love with, by having a plane fly over her house spelling "Marry me Abby?" After seeing it, she locked herself in her room and cried for hours, exclaiming that this wasn't how she wanted to be proposed to. I'd invited my entire family. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
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Top comments
netfreak 0
I'm confused. Were you two at least going out?
fractal47 2
Were you two dating at all? Or did you just decide to propose out of nowhere with no prior relationship history?
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Comments (252)
zee209 0
I'm assumuing you weren't even dating, since she said "some geek from high school". In that case, that's creepy. Really creepy. Some random guy she knew from highschool just randomly proposed to her without any prior relationship history...Seriously? Think before you act, moron. YDI big time.
thisissome 0
I am so with #113 on this one...spill!
jollyholly414 0
aaaww! I'm sorry. that wasn't very nice of her. you did a very sweet thing. :)
kirby1026 0
she could mean geek in a cute way..?
iEuphorical 0
She wasn't even your girlfriend? You hadn't even been on a date? Are you.. stupid?
Anon98WithCake 0
I agree your life sucks. I mean to be so dumb as to do that....well....it makes me quit believing in natural selection. Cause if your that dumb, you should be dumb enough to forget to breath. Yet your alive and posting about your sorry excuse for a life....I pity you...I truly do.
rockonCB4 0
um.. did you date her?
4440123 0
were you even dating her
thelonelylurker 0
I think you meant: I proposed to the girl I was stalking for 6 years with an over-the-top romantic gesture (of course, it was a total surprise since she didn't know me that well at all). She did not reciprocate her feelings and later posted a rather snide remark on facebook. FML.
crackberrie 0
buddy u definitely deserved this one. sorry that you got your feelings hurt but who the heck proposes to someone they weren't even dating (well, at least in your post, you didn't indicate that you were dating her). you should be glad she used "funny" to describe that moment cause there are a lot more adjectives out there that also could've been used to describe what you did that are a lot less friendly