Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, whom I'm madly in love with, by having a plane fly over her house spelling "Marry me Abby?" After seeing it, she locked herself in her room and cried for hours, exclaiming that this wasn't how she wanted to be proposed to. I'd invited my entire family. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
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netfreak 0
I'm confused. Were you two at least going out?
fractal47 2
Were you two dating at all? Or did you just decide to propose out of nowhere with no prior relationship history?
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Comments (252)
darkheadlights 4
I think maybe the OP meant that his girlfriend referred to him as a "geek from high school" (maybe they were high school sweethearts or they met in high school). It's a stretch, but maybe.
hilaryy_fml 0
I think that they were dating and that he proposed to her but the FML is that on the same day some geek from high school did something and she finds that more important then the fact that her boyfriend proposed to her in a reeeally romantic way. The OP just didnt make that very clear.
dykeinlove 0
for real, just because you've been in love with HER for 6 years doesnt mean she has been in love with YOU for 6 years, or at all for that matter, if you're not dating someone, the first step is not propose to this girl, its to ask her out on a date. no one gets engaged if they havent at least dated for some amount of time and talked about their feelings. OP that was a dumb move YDI for being a creeper
madasahatter 0
Wow, I definitely didn't realize that you guys weren't dating. There's no way she would say yes if she barely knew you!!
annamg 0
I feel bad for the OP, in the way you feel bad for dumb little children...
darkmis1 18
the way you wrote this makes it seem like you werent even dating, and theres no point in proposing to somebody you never dated. if some random person walked up to you and asked you to marry them, would you say yes?
epicFAIL_Sometim 0
either your a stalker or she's somewhat stupid. i'm going with the former considering she called you the "geek from highschool". so YDI for being a creepy little ****.
whatevermyfriend 0
Alright, although it is rather unusual and perhaps unfortunate to propose to someone who does not know you well, we are the last ones to be rude to him like that. OP, apparently you are hurt and I am sorry. Your life does suck, so now nevermind all those who tell you how stupid you are, and just learn from your mistakes and move on. Good luck!
dramakat11 0
Um, how about getting into a committed relationship before proposing? Give that a try next time. You have issues.
tonton27_fml 0
This FML is total bullshit. Totally made up.