Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, whom I'm madly in love with, by having a plane fly over her house spelling "Marry me Abby?" After seeing it, she locked herself in her room and cried for hours, exclaiming that this wasn't how she wanted to be proposed to. I'd invited my entire family. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
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Top comments
netfreak 0
I'm confused. Were you two at least going out?
fractal47 2
Were you two dating at all? Or did you just decide to propose out of nowhere with no prior relationship history?
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Comments (252)
may_cause_fail 0
The way you said this makes me think that the two of you were not going out. If that's the case, YDI because that's kind of really creepy.
CyclonePsycho 1
The real issue here is not the facebook thing at all, but it's the fact that you proposed to someone you weren't even friends with and most likely barely had any contact with since/during high school. Lolwut? How does that work out?
charmander2354 0
if she was your girlfriend and she said yes, maybe she was referring to someone else doing something else...?
electrikpunk 0
YDI that is really creepy. what is with all the people on this site thinking they are in love with strangers?
jdawg777 0
If you werent going out with her then ydi
Boo25 0
wait....was she even ur gf??? I thought it was FML because she called u the geek from hs
Xerosnake90 0
Yea dude, you're just creepy and really need to do something better with your life than obsess about people. I mean, proposing to someone you aren't dating? Wow...
kira822_fml 0
Were u even going out?
bnisawsome 0
i think the fml is that the geek from highschool, who is not the OP, was put on the op's girlfriends status instead of the Op who had just proposed to her. basically, the OP thinks that his girlfriend puts more importance on a geek in highschool then being proposed to
wordly 0
Err, this is totally fake. Why would he propose if he was just some geek from high school to her?