Today, it's been four days since I gave my husband the news that I’m pregnant, at which point he went out to “get groceries.” He still hasn’t come back. He won’t pick up my calls or texts. In fact, he blocked me on all social media and disabled his Find My iPhone. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I’m 8 months pregnant. The father says the he won’t come to any more appointments, the baby shower, or even the birth unless his new girlfriend is allowed to be in the room when I deliver. I said absolutely not, so he told me to never call him again, and blocked me. They’ve been together for 2 months. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, it's been four days since I told my husband how much I dislike the term "baby mama". It's also been four days since he started calling me "my baby mama". We don't even have kids. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, after being tired of my husband acting like I’m invisible, giving more attention and affection to the dog than to me, and me going to spend a few nights at my sister’s house, he texted me, "You coming home to make dinner or what?" on the second day. It's now day 4 and he hasn’t said anything else since. FML
Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was exhausted, and asked if I could watch our baby while he grabbed a nap. I told him to man the fuck up and deal with it. Later, he slipped out, and won't answer his phone. I have no idea where he is. FML
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Hangryko 32
I am so sorry, what an asshole. You have the right to file for divorce due to marital abandonment. By abandoning you, he no longer has any rights to any property he left behind, including the house and personal property. Sue him for child support and alimony. Hopefully the courts would seek him out.
Chazzster 32
OP, that is horrible jerk-like behavior at best and it won’t save him from 18 years of his share of child support… But I have to ask, had the two of you agreed on having a baby? It doesn’t sound that way to me. Not all surprises are welcome.
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Comments (7)
Hangryko 32
I am so sorry, what an asshole. You have the right to file for divorce due to marital abandonment. By abandoning you, he no longer has any rights to any property he left behind, including the house and personal property. Sue him for child support and alimony. Hopefully the courts would seek him out.
D J's MOM 17
also, document EVERYTHING. I would say that he just had a freak out, but for the fact that he blocked you on everything. good luck op
Razath 17
Acting like this, I hope he has to pay through the nose.
RichardPencil 32
He's probably just getting lots and lots of groceries!
dasin 18
ya and had to get a out of town job for the best paying job
spinningrecords 14
His Hunter instinct is strong?
Chazzster 32
OP, that is horrible jerk-like behavior at best and it won’t save him from 18 years of his share of child support… But I have to ask, had the two of you agreed on having a baby? It doesn’t sound that way to me. Not all surprises are welcome.
protoskore 27
Did you discuss having this child, or any child?
Evolving_Squid 15
I'm going to ask the hard question that puts this one in perspective and nobody else seems to have asked: Is the child his? Be honest now.