Today, I posted a photo on Facebook showing a side-by-side view of me before and after I'd tried out my new makeup. My dad commented, "What is this, Gollum cosplaying an Orc?" My mum, brother, and over 20 "friends" liked his comment. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
Today, my dad finally added me on Facebook, When I looked through his photos, I quickly noticed he'd heavily photoshopped the photos I'm in to make me look prettier. FML
Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML
Today, I photoshopped a picture for my Facebook profile so my stomach would look a little flatter. I came back later, only to find someone had said, "What in God's name is this? Is your belly duck-facing?" and half a dozen other insults. FML
Today, I uploaded what I thought were beautiful selfies. One of my "friends" commented, "I've seen what your whole body looks like, so that's why you take only headshots. You're not fooling anybody, fatty." His comment got 18 likes. I took down the photos and spent the rest of my afternoon in tears. FML
Today, I uploaded a photo of myself at the beach on Facebook. The first comment it got was "Wow!! If I was 20 yrs younger, oh boy ;)". Yeah, thanks for that, grandpa. FML
Today, I put on makeup for a picture. My Facebook profile picture. That's how much of a life I actually have. FML
Today, a photo of my friends and me was posted in our college group. I didn't notice my legs looked enormous until my friend pointed it out. Her comment got 50 likes. FML
Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML
Today, feeling in need of a self-esteem boost, I took what I thought was a good selfie and I put it on Facebook. Out of 500 friends, the only response I got was a picture of Saddam Hussein with the caption, "This is why I bomb people." FML
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Top comments
JKPwnage 27
You should unfriend all 20 of them
Mirorbo 27
I'll never understand why family thinks it's okay to perform a blow like that.
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Comments (58)
JKPwnage 27
You should unfriend all 20 of them
jthmtwin 16
If OP is really upset by it she should see where her friends and family's humor is, mine would have said the same thing and I would have laughed
Ki11erC 18
Parties, you must be fun at them.
izzybell21 16
That sucks op! Maybe he was just kidding?
kaablam 17
Jokes hurt too.
AnonPotato 16
It was a joke. Don't take it harshly.
eyebrowzzz 21
now post revenge pics of all of them
Soloman212 28
I don't think OP gets around quite that much, or at least I hope they don't..
jbombdighetty 11
that sounds sexy.
IvyOswin 17
To each his own then.
Flowtastic 16
Haha... That's actually a pretty witty comment. Don't take it so hard. He's probably just trying to play it down because he wants to be the only man in your life still... Always daddys little girl...
fallen_dragonkin 12
unfriend the lot of them. seriously.
Flowtastic 16
Yeah who wants friends with a sense of humor!
kerstileann 26
I know i dont! i want friends to be as humorless and dry as i am! Because i cant take a joke neither shall they!
Astrum14 24
Keep the friends, but unfriend the father. It's fine to laugh at something that's funny, but being a dick isn't acceptable.
Mirorbo 27
I'll never understand why family thinks it's okay to perform a blow like that.
aimzskee 30
I wouldn't worry Op. I'm sure your friends only liked it cause your dad said it.
A07 48
Dad jokes are evolving.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
I don't know if this is an improvement from "Hi, hungry! I'm dad." Can't beat a classic, but seeing as on Facebook, 20+ people can openly appreciate that dad humor makes a pretty strong argument.