Today, I posted a photo on Facebook showing a side-by-side view of me before and after I'd tried out my new makeup. My dad commented, "What is this, Gollum cosplaying an Orc?" My mum, brother, and over 20 "friends" liked his comment. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
Today, my dad finally added me on Facebook, When I looked through his photos, I quickly noticed he'd heavily photoshopped the photos I'm in to make me look prettier. FML
Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML
Today, I photoshopped a picture for my Facebook profile so my stomach would look a little flatter. I came back later, only to find someone had said, "What in God's name is this? Is your belly duck-facing?" and half a dozen other insults. FML
Today, I uploaded what I thought were beautiful selfies. One of my "friends" commented, "I've seen what your whole body looks like, so that's why you take only headshots. You're not fooling anybody, fatty." His comment got 18 likes. I took down the photos and spent the rest of my afternoon in tears. FML
Today, I uploaded a photo of myself at the beach on Facebook. The first comment it got was "Wow!! If I was 20 yrs younger, oh boy ;)". Yeah, thanks for that, grandpa. FML
Today, I put on makeup for a picture. My Facebook profile picture. That's how much of a life I actually have. FML
Today, a photo of my friends and me was posted in our college group. I didn't notice my legs looked enormous until my friend pointed it out. Her comment got 50 likes. FML
Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML
Today, feeling in need of a self-esteem boost, I took what I thought was a good selfie and I put it on Facebook. Out of 500 friends, the only response I got was a picture of Saddam Hussein with the caption, "This is why I bomb people." FML
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Top comments
JKPwnage 27
You should unfriend all 20 of them
Mirorbo 27
I'll never understand why family thinks it's okay to perform a blow like that.
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Comments (58)
cchan034 23
Now i really wanna see the pic
NoMapToBuy 14
What everyone should do is think of who is saying the joke, and if it's your father who wouldn't mean to be hurtful then don't take it in that way. It's up to you whether or not to get hurt for no reason by good people. If your dad is normally be a prick then that is really bad and I'm sorry to hear this :(
Astrum14 24
People don't choose to be insulted. It's an involuntary emotional reaction. And "good people" don't make comments like that unless they know the person they're saying it to won't be insulted.
riddle143 15
#32, people don't choose to be insulted? I'm a former cop, I've worked in customer service in call centers and fast food, in each line of work you have insults hurled at you every single day. If I couldn't choose not to be insulted, I'd have quit within a week.
Calingaladha 21
I guess that's what happens when you live in Middle Earth...
martin8337 36
What does cosplaying mean? What is an Orc and a Gollum? I don't know what this reference is.
uhnevermind 24
Cosplaying is when someone dresses as a fictional character. Orcs and Gollum are references to Lord of the Rings. (The intended joke was that they're ugly characters.)
cheshireau 26
People know they can delete comments on their own posts, right?
thief1434 23
This is hilarious! Don't get pissed off by this, if this really annoys you then you're gonna have a hard time with other stuff in life.
lalaney 14
Please don't use facebook to try and make you feel better about yourself. Not only is self-esteem from less shallow things more rewarding, but trolls on the internet will only make you feel worse.
conihana 3
I'm sure people liked your dad's comment because it was funny and not because its true.
zombiekiller52 24
Bwhahahaha
Georick7 19
Take a joke