Today, I posted a photo on Facebook showing a side-by-side view of me before and after I'd tried out my new makeup. My dad commented, "What is this, Gollum cosplaying an Orc?" My mum, brother, and over 20 "friends" liked his comment. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
Today, my dad finally added me on Facebook, When I looked through his photos, I quickly noticed he'd heavily photoshopped the photos I'm in to make me look prettier. FML
Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML
Today, I photoshopped a picture for my Facebook profile so my stomach would look a little flatter. I came back later, only to find someone had said, "What in God's name is this? Is your belly duck-facing?" and half a dozen other insults. FML
Today, I uploaded what I thought were beautiful selfies. One of my "friends" commented, "I've seen what your whole body looks like, so that's why you take only headshots. You're not fooling anybody, fatty." His comment got 18 likes. I took down the photos and spent the rest of my afternoon in tears. FML
Today, I uploaded a photo of myself at the beach on Facebook. The first comment it got was "Wow!! If I was 20 yrs younger, oh boy ;)". Yeah, thanks for that, grandpa. FML
Today, I put on makeup for a picture. My Facebook profile picture. That's how much of a life I actually have. FML
Today, a photo of my friends and me was posted in our college group. I didn't notice my legs looked enormous until my friend pointed it out. Her comment got 50 likes. FML
Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML
Today, feeling in need of a self-esteem boost, I took what I thought was a good selfie and I put it on Facebook. Out of 500 friends, the only response I got was a picture of Saddam Hussein with the caption, "This is why I bomb people." FML
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Top comments
JKPwnage 27
You should unfriend all 20 of them
Mirorbo 27
I'll never understand why family thinks it's okay to perform a blow like that.
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Comments (58)
iwanttogotoparis 26
Maybe you need to talk to him, he should have more respect for you
biebahood 15
Your dad was probably trying to be funny (and excuse me but he succeeded) To get back at him n others just reply with another witty comment ( for eg. - the fault in our genes, dad/ after all I'm your daughter/ like dad, like daughter) anything ;) just don't get all butthurt :P be sporty, gal (: and also grateful to have such a humorous family!
jay_color_gray 10
I feel like an asshole because I laughed.
Bulldozer36 21
Then I guess we're both assholes
wvcheesehead 13
Come back with a " you always said I looked like mom" and let him dig his way out.
Surge_Heart 12
Why you should never have family on social media: 1) Dad Jokes 2) See #1
tuxedoandex 28
Oh come on, it's a Lord of the Rings reference and a perfect joke. Who wouldn't want that?
americanafrican 32
Gollum......GOLLUM!
lazyslumber 18
Reply that 'no it's the gollum's daughter '
crazygeorgiaboy 6
your dad sucks
ihavenolifehaha 16
If you can't take jokes, stay off the internet.