Today, a photo of my friends and me was posted in our college group. I didn't notice my legs looked enormous until my friend pointed it out. Her comment got 50 likes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I uploaded what I thought were beautiful selfies. One of my "friends" commented, "I've seen what your whole body looks like, so that's why you take only headshots. You're not fooling anybody, fatty." His comment got 18 likes. I took down the photos and spent the rest of my afternoon in tears. FML
Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML
Today, I was accidentally tagged in a photo of a group of people by a 'friend' on Facebook. She later corrected it, apparently everyone had already seen the tag and decided that the comment box below was a great opportunity to discuss how none of them would ever be caught dead hanging out with me. FML
Today, formal portraits of my entire class were posted online, with about five photos per person. As my mom was looking at them, she was commenting about how pretty all my classmates look. When she got to my photos, all she had to say was, "Ugh". FML
Today, I uploaded a new Facebook profile photo, which got over 20 likes in the space of an hour. The most I've ever gotten before was 10. Surprised, I went to check my picture again, only to notice two guys were sarcastically flipping me the bird in the background. FML
Today, I was looking through pictures on Facebook. There was a picture of me and my friends with the caption "I love you guys!" below. I had been cropped out. FML
Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML
Today, my friends and I were messing around with an app on my phone that makes your picture look fat. My picture looked the same before and after. FML
Today, I uploaded a photo of myself at the beach on Facebook. The first comment it got was "Wow!! If I was 20 yrs younger, oh boy ;)". Yeah, thanks for that, grandpa. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's house for a party. I was trying to strike up a conversation with one of my cute guy friends, so I showed him this funny picture of me that my friend took. His reply was "Hahahaa those Fatbooth pictures are hilarious!" It wasn't a Fatbooth picture. FML
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panicsdisaster 17
reason to not have Facebook #41.
Lars93 18
better skip leg day next time
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Comments (52)
Lars93 18
better skip leg day next time
Zarokona 9
Or picture day.
Zarokona 9
Picture day with friends that'll make comments like that, I mean.
weswheatley 14
Never skip leg day.
panicsdisaster 17
reason to not have Facebook #41.
KK3137 31
Well, no.. They'd still notice OP's legs, OP just wouldn't see the comment about them..
invadermaythe1st 35
What an asshole.
Jasim 17
Your friend legs tact and manners. Get it? Legs as in lacks? It's funny come on! No? Not even a little? Okay, I'll show myself out.
hard_candy 25
aw, well at least you tried. you legs tact the humor.
Mauskau 36
A girl I know posted a group photo, and one girl had put fake tan on her legs and missed the inside and upper part of her thighs. Her dress/shorts had moved upwards and you could see the terrible tan lines. At least you didn't look like that. People are just bastards sometimes, although it could be a hint that you need to start toning up, or you've done legs day way too much. Either way, just ignore them. :)
Wolfparable 22
We all get bad pictures it doesn't mean anything could've just been a terrible angle don't worry too much
MrsPegg 45
I think you've missed the point. . . The FML is about their "friend" being a complete jerk. Yea, crappy picture, but that doesn't mean to point it out and publicly humiliate OP.
Wolfparable 22
You are quite right, my apologies. I took it as her feeling self conscious because people seemingly agreed with the obviously not great friend.
DarkStorm2Bad 14
By the sounds of things, they only looked enormous in the photo. And if they actually are enormous, there's nothing wrong with that either. Chun-Li has huge thighs, and she's the strongest woman in the world! (Yes, I know she's fictional, but that's not the point!)
MDoremis 38
People can be assholes--just ignore them!
PoptartsKid 13
Better than saying your gut looks enormous
Classy_Sassy15 18
That is a brighter side to it.
militarybrat 21
Correct! It is "healthier" to be fatter around your thighs than your gut because the fat squishes your organs. Useless knowledge ftw.
SPFINATOR1993 10
Helloooo ironic username OP.