Today, after months of using the empty driveway across the street from my house, a note was placed under my windshield wiper. It read, "Please stop parking in my driveway. P.S. You’re hot. Are you single?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, in my tidy, small-town neighborhood, I parked my car 50 metres further back from my usual spot just across from our house on a half-empty public street, because it was taken. Apparently, someone didn't appreciate this. So much so, they put a used condom under my windshield wiper. FML
Today, for about the fifth time, my neighbors parked blocking my driveway. After parking across the street I stuck a note on their windshield reading “Nice park job asshole“, only to find out that their nephew just passed away and everyone was gathering to go to the viewing. FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, I had a very sweet and romantic love note brutally scratched into the door of my brand new car. It was addressed to Cindy. Cindy lives next door. FML
Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML
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AkshaySauce 5
At least you're hot
gingerrrr88 11
Take it as a compliment?
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Comments (105)
AkshaySauce 5
At least you're hot
Angitia 8
Definitely, because appearance is the most important thing in life. It should be everyone's priority.
vanillacocoa 6
Lol you shud say yes but only if he lets you use the driveway XD
copy125 0
If you play your cards right you could still use that parking spot. If you know what I'm saying lol
awagh666 14
That's a very simple trade-off, if you know what i mean ;)
elidine 0
You park in his driveway, he parks in your garage. Problem solved.
ihazguitar 0
Looks arent the most important thing in life, but their the most important thing in that note. 11 is just butthurt cause he/she is ugly.
Roevera 14
If you're single maybe give him a chance to park in your driveway.. if you know what I mean..... Just Kidding. ;P
AugustBurnsToast 14
I'm sure he'll miss seeing you step out of your car everyday haha.
JocelynKaulitz 28
He will probably only let you use that parking spot if it's parked while he's in the car with you ;)
Jewnut 0
well how are you supposed to get a note back to answer if you can't park there? he should have thought this through better.
geko911 22
No.. No one knows what any of you mean!! Dam just say it already: he ***** you you take the parking. Now that wasn't so hard was it?
downtime 13
58, It doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to figure out that because she is parking in his driveway she knows quite easily how to reach him. Unless your comment was supposed to be sarcastic, in which case it just wasn't funny enough for me to be sure. 11, I know, how can anyone suggest a positive element of the story without reference to appearance being shallow! Of course, it's actually quite shallow to shun appearance entirely without consideration as you appear to be doing...but hey...at least you aren't attractive?
trivel64 16
couldnt she just... leave a note at his door maybe?
gingerrrr88 11
Take it as a compliment?
biggestfan23 11
Ya I'm failing to see what the issue is
nictransitglory 4
It's not like your car was put up on blocks, and you got a compliment to boot. I'm not seeing the FML here.
ladyLALAA 29
I'd say the loss of parking spot, good luck with that one OP, hope he's a catch!
xcrunner23 0
Well are u single?
wetqueefa 5
No.
Boygenius50 8
What's your 5k PR?
emeraldisle 30
So much for being empty.
lifeguardd 0
Soo.. You're single ?
memob123 0
Just a little
Gigiluv28 0
At least, u got a compliment?
Aratiti 8
Your fault, but still kinda flattering and an easy outcome
onlychildFTW 34
OP, why'd you think it was empty? Clearly you need better deducing skills.
iliketurdles 7
And clearly you need to stop thread jacking, tosser.
GothicAngel17 24
70- Really, nobody cares. It's not even on your thread, so what have you got to complain about?
moonmonkeyman 6
I care because it is annoying when you want to see others people thoughts on the comment and you get a new comment
Aspen_Grace33 27
Wonder why they just now decided its a problem for you to park there? On the bright side, you've got an admirer!!!
downtime 13
Who cares? It's his property and she shouldn't have been there in the first place. Perhaps he just got sick of it because he assumed it was temporary and it appeared she wasn't moving on. Is there any scenario in which this isn't a YDI situation? Stop parking in other peoples driveways and you won't have a problem, jackass.
ImaginaryFoe 1
#78, I do think OP deserves it but I offer a possible justification. Maybe by "empty driveway" OP meant she thought the house was empty. If she lives with parents or housemates who use up all of her home's parking, it might've been seen as a harmless chance to not park on the street for a while.
downtime 13
88, That's the likely situation here, except that is still a YDI scenario :P
Vociferouslife 4
I think the proper term in this context might be "stalker." I'd leave a reply saying "I'm happily married to my 40 cal. Would you like to have a threesome?"
ICastillo 25
Well you should feel special OP you have a secret admirer
ICastillo 25
Damn it, I didn't see the comment before me.
Saluton 18
Admirers tend to become stalkers, though
hecallsmedarlin 7
^by your picture seems like you would be one to know first hand...lmao
downtime 13
46...I don't know where you pulled that from. Maybe just stop talking...
Snafuusmc 12
IT'S A TRAP!
NoisyNykkii 10
Your comment fits your picture....
awagh666 14
No, it's not. It's a win-win.