Purplexus
Ankara, Turkey
Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He tried to play it cool, said, "Haircuts are too expensive these days anyway." and walked out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. FML
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buddy_J 16
Wish I could take his class
Juniorhap 9
like a boss I would have done the same
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buddy_J 16
Wish I could take his class
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
ya.. I mean he does sound rational and practical.
OctoDope 15
Todays lesson class, is how to perform my signature DIY haircuts. Step 1: Find any open flame Step 2: Use a flammable object to ignite hair Step 3: Put out flames to your desired cut Step 4: Reel in the ladies
evilplatypus 39
Some of my best professors were batcrap crazy. I had a calc teacher come to class near tears one day because his favorite star went supernova or something. Then there was my engineering prof who refused to say Canada or Mexico and instead referred to them as "number 51" and "number 52" I also had a chem prof who would have full on hypothetical arguments with himself for half the lecture.
eyepuppy 31
This guy sounds awesome!
kumarina 35
An awesome college professor
Purplexus 14
He is!
Purplexus 14
I was laughing hard at that comment.
buddy_J 16
My comment? :D
evan_7899 28
#45, your prof is just ignorant for referring to Canada and mexico as #51 & 52, classic american ignorance that is folks where the american thinks s/he is superior to any other nation it comes across.
VonBlitzkrieg 27
#45, any reason I particular he called them 51 and 52?
angeluv_2014 22
For real! Your dad sounds awesome! XD
IworkAt711 14
137- I've heard people call Canada the 51st basically saying the 51st state, because Canada is very similar to and right above the United States. I've never heard someone call Mexico the 52nd though.
Purplexus 14
Yah your comment, my dad is pleased that everyone wants to take part in his classes
squideth 18
Canada? Similar to the US? Pfhaha yeah no thanks, we actually have rights for our people who aren't straight white men.
Nasir_Jones 12
Your dad sounds awesome! I wish to become a college professor someday...
Juniorhap 9
like a boss I would have done the same
parism143 28
I'm sure you would've.
WeiXinLun 16
What if your beard caught on fire like that?
patrickalamo 48
"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar" Freud
Welshite 40
The Laws of Thermodynamics. He must not be a Professor of the Sciences.
Purplexus 14
Not quite.
RenoTheRhino 30
Welshite, you are the fastest commenter I've ever seen on here! You're always one of the first few comments on just about every other FML. Every time I click on one, I'm like, "Damn, what's Welshite have to say about this one?"
RenoTheRhino 30
Hey guys, sorry about that comment. My friend got on here when I was doing chores and he posted like 5 comments.
speakersboom 19
Bill Nye: still going strong.
flufee2 27
haircuts are pretty expensive...
strike2867 13
Barber college.
Muttley9 13
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Does the phrase "Can only wipe his ass with a degree" ring a bell? :)
Welshite 40
Those poor thermometers...
MegaError101 10
At first, I thought " What is he saying?" Then I realized it. ._. I'm dumb.
Juniorhap 9
that's why he's the professor
Mike09220 14
Enter, the best professor ever.
savannaharstill 8
Professor of what? Intelligence?
pandarammer 7
Your dad sounds pretty awesome. I'd love to take his class!
Purplexus 14
That's what everyone says :)