Today, my grandparents went around bragging to people that I'm taking my STD test. They meant to say SAT. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML
Today, I finally came out to my parents and admitted that I’m HIV positive. Instead of being supportive, they made me call up all of my childhood friends and tell them to get tested. Playing at the park isn’t how it transmits, Mum and Dad… FML
Today, I got a "save the date" card for the wedding of a couple my husband knows. I was excited because I really wish to be better friends with these people. I emailed the bride, "I got your STD!" and hit send before I realized how that sounded. FML
Today, I went downstairs to get a drink and overheard my grandparents talking about me. They spent a good 15 minutes double-team attacking me for my failings as a human being, mainly me not being married with children yet. I'm barely 20. FML
Today, my classmate overheard me on the phone making an appointment at the women’s health center. The dumb bitch told everyone I was going to the clinic for STD treatment. I was scheduling my biopsy for a lump in my breast. FML
Today, my grandparents came to visit. So far, they have called me fat, bragged about how my cousin is better than me, and told me how I'm not good enough for them. It's OK though, they gave me a pretzel from the airline and a textbook on physics. In another language. FML
Today, my grandmother loudly announced that she has a yeast infection. Under her breast. She attempted to show me. FML
Today, my parents decided on my punishment for failing an English test. No deodorant for a week. They think they're so hilarious, they told all their friends, and now it's all over Facebook. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML
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Steve95401 49
I hope you pass both tests.
Soninuva 41
It could be worse: they might have said that your results were very positive!
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Comments (53)
Steve95401 49
I hope you pass both tests.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I would think OP wants a negative on the STD test.
Jemm_fml 29
yeaaa.. OP might wanna fail the STD one.
Sekkaichi 12
@26 Try thinking positive.
crazystoner5150 9
By passing, he means no STDs. Failing the test would mean you DO have an STD. Come on think people.
RedWingSD 6
Lol hoping for a 0% on the std
omgjustno 7
Well at least once you correct them they'll be happy with positive results good luck!
Rue22 16
Poor grandparents. :( Its ok, they are proud of you, OP.
flashback.miss 28
That''s kind of cute, in a grandparents misunderstanding type of way. But, explain to them, and try to clear things up (no pun intended) with those they've told as best you can and hope for the best on your SATs. :)
vehementbitch 4
Naaahhh, I think those grandparents knew what they were doing...;)
herpaderpaherp 17
Exactly
AnthonyWheeler15 24
Well, hopefully you'll pass!
ise3 10
You don't pass the SAT. You simply try not to fail.
AnthonyWheeler15 24
I meant the STD test, as a joke, I've taken an SAT.
ise3 10
It wasnt a very good one.
banemask 14
Sounds an unfortunate amount like my grandma lol
Grand_Cookie 21
You're gonna get the highest score ever!!
Soninuva 41
It could be worse: they might have said that your results were very positive!
ise3 10
Did she... Get them all?
olpally 33
Ahhhh. Grandparents are forgetful. Be glad you know that you don't have an std. Good luck on your SAT! Haha. :)
HeadlessSparrow 20
Good luck on your SAT test. Hope you get positive results.
Futacy 30
Where I'm from, we take the AIDS test. SHIT! I meant ACT... but that too.