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Today, I was having a chat with a fellow veteran I bumped into at a car show. He ended the conversation by turning to my dad and saying, "you're lucky to catch a young honey like this." Then went on to ask if we'd tried anal yet. FML

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OP here. My dad walked off acting like he hadn't heard anything as I yelled, "That's my FATHER!"

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Lobby_Bee 18

Who would ask that even to a legitimate couple? That's way too personal.

Oh god, how awkward! what did your dad say?

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Oh god, how awkward! what did your dad say?

Hopefully he said "no"

OP here. My dad walked off acting like he hadn't heard anything as I yelled, "That's my FATHER!"

Lobby_Bee 18

Who would ask that even to a legitimate couple? That's way too personal.

OP here. Answer: military personnel. 90% of us just don't give a damn, and the older we are, the worse it gets.

Agreed. I'm guessing that the person is some kind of creep.

He probably spent too much time in a foxhole.

How can people vote YDI on things like THIS?!

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Because as a veteran they should have expected that

Do you think before you type?

CheekyRaccoon 27

I'm all for a bit of cheeky banter, but that just crosses the line and then some.

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But have you guys tried anal? It establishes that things are getting serious.

Rectum? It damn near killed 'um!

the_schnook 3

I hope your did punched him.

Isa_fml 20

If she's a veteran I'd imagine she's more than capable of punching him herself. :P

I really wish there was a law stating that a veteran can legally punch another veteran if they've been disrespected. But as the laws stand, no, nobody was struck.

What an asshole!

Well...have you?