Today, I played with a boomerang my first time. I didn't believe that when you threw it, it comes right back to you. It flew back all right. And broke my nose. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave myself a bloody nose while trying to show my brother how to use a yo-yo. FML
Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML
Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I re-broke my leg. The same way I broke it the first time, playing frisbee. FML
Today, I was playing with my yo-yo. I began showing off to my friends. When the girl I liked walked by, I thought it'd be really cool to do the move "dog bite". I ended hitting myself in the balls. Hard. FML
Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML
Today, I decided to impress my friends by doing a flip on the trampoline. What did impress them, was my lack of tears after I hit the edge of the trampoline and broke my nose. FML
Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML
Today, I drew a face on a balloon and pretended to make out with it. The balloon popped and shot to the back of my throat, where it got caught. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML
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kyleenstar 0
Haha. I didn't believe it ether....
hollisterlover64 0
I'm calling a fake....sorry.
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patticake1601 0
hard to believe..... you have to know how to throw a boomerang and you have to throw it up into the sky and at an angle for it to curve and come back. Also not all boomerangs are made the same. If this was a simple tourist-y boomerang it would never come back, unless it was specifically a "hunting" boomerang. Aboriginies use boomerangs to kill kangaroos etc, and seriously you didn't see it coming back towards you?
iTzSaLaD 0
well the ultimate frisbee part of your story is irrelevant because the boomerangs are thrown a completely different way. playing some disc makes you in no way more elligible to throw a boomerangXD
Shadic 0
It's a ******* boomerang.
Nerification 0
What the hell did you expect...its not just some toy it has physics and shit behind it that allows it to fly back
jessxoxo28 5
how do u not no it comes back? dont u see it on tv and stuff? wat else did u actually expected it to do
avcureton_101 0
LMAO!!! I think that is one of the funniest ones ive read tonight! =D
gilly011 0
YDI for playing with boomerangs.
Arcterion 0
OP, not only are you a ******* idiot for disregarding a FACT, but you're also an imbecile for apparently not even trying to CATCH the ******* thing.
Quinnjamin 0
Even if you didn't think it would come back you still should have looked...
hellohello9 0
This person must have been lucky enough to throw the correct angle into the wind, with the correct spin, with the boomerang angled correctly and having thrown it with the correct angle to the horizon with slightly less than the right amount of power (based on the wind), so that it came back to hard. I agree with #18 that perhaps they threw it like a frisbee and then it would fly up and come back down quickly. That might be plausible, however, it doesn't fit in with the story of her throwing it and it coming back, the story sounds like it is a good throw.