Today, I panicked when I felt a hard bump on the side of my stomach. I thought I had appendicitis. Turns out it was my ab muscles. I've been overweight so long I didn't know what they felt like. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stretched really hard when I woke up, only to feel something twang. This was followed by a really sharp pain. Thinking I'd given myself a hernia, I got up to check myself in the mirror, and was repulsed by the bulge I saw hanging out of my gut. Then I realised it was just my own flab. FML
Today, my stomach muscles are still sore from yesterday. Not because I was doing sit-ups or working out or anything, but because I have to work that hard to take a dump. FML
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML
Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML
Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML
Today, I felt so self-conscious about my gut, I pushed it out and pretended I was pregnant rather than sucking it in. FML
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
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Top comments
cynima 0
So your FML is that you lost fat and/or gained muscle?
Scourge87 0
I think the idea of the FML is that she has been way too fat for too long. Still does sound like fishing for a compliment, but I'll obligue since it made me giggle: Congratulations on being able to find your ab muscles OP !!!
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Comments (98)
cpatrick820 3
Yeah, this one clearly gets the "WAHHH" vote from me. Sorry, get your life in perspective
xsi0pao 0
hahahhahahahahahahaha
tom9686 0
wow oh shit i feel a bump on my arm i guess i got a fucken tumor , seriously lose some weight
perdix 31
It's probably the pelvis of the thin girl you ate.
CallMeHush 1
Picked her teeth with the bones she did.
CallMeHush 1
It isn't a co-joined twin, it's a tumor.
ctgirl12345 0
fat ass
CherryGarcia 0
since when were abs on the side of your body?
DeadHorseman 11
well, we do have obliques and those are on the sides of our bodies next to our abs. the op was probably referring to that but most people including her probably dont know what obliques are or where they're located on our body. she also could have been feeling her rib lol OT: lose some weight fatty
volleyballx3 2
its an FML cause he's been overweight so long he doesnt know what gaining muscles feels likee? dumb *****.
goldenone 2
Woah! it's carrot top!
Wooddaver 0
Oh god, a lump?? Nope, cheeto.