Today, I panicked when I felt a hard bump on the side of my stomach. I thought I had appendicitis. Turns out it was my ab muscles. I've been overweight so long I didn't know what they felt like. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stretched really hard when I woke up, only to feel something twang. This was followed by a really sharp pain. Thinking I'd given myself a hernia, I got up to check myself in the mirror, and was repulsed by the bulge I saw hanging out of my gut. Then I realised it was just my own flab. FML
Today, my stomach muscles are still sore from yesterday. Not because I was doing sit-ups or working out or anything, but because I have to work that hard to take a dump. FML
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML
Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML
Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML
Today, I felt so self-conscious about my gut, I pushed it out and pretended I was pregnant rather than sucking it in. FML
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
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Top comments
cynima 0
So your FML is that you lost fat and/or gained muscle?
Scourge87 0
I think the idea of the FML is that she has been way too fat for too long. Still does sound like fishing for a compliment, but I'll obligue since it made me giggle: Congratulations on being able to find your ab muscles OP !!!
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Comments (98)
Paopu 0
Why does there have to be a debate? You totally deserve it man, good for you! Can be hard to lose weight.
lcolla38 0
why is this a FML? you took the time to get in shape stop complaining
kamkak 0
how is this an FML?...loser
girlslikeguys 0
I'm 5'7" n 107lbs is that overweight?
V_S234 0
Are you freakin' kidding?????
tmw23 0
ew
jordyxjigsaw 11
Fishing for compliments much? -.-
Beatriz15 0
This is an FML how?...
dumbhaters 0
Stfu snickerdoodles no one likes no.
willou35_fml 13
hihi
Efilyn 0
I had appendicitis before. it really sucked and I can tell why you were worried. but if you are fat, then...I suggest you know your own body a little better.
anaelantigua 0
No idea, I mean, wouldn't that be a GOOD thing? (:
anaelantigua 0
I would think that would be under though, I mean, the regular weight?