Today, I panicked when I felt a hard bump on the side of my stomach. I thought I had appendicitis. Turns out it was my ab muscles. I've been overweight so long I didn't know what they felt like. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stretched really hard when I woke up, only to feel something twang. This was followed by a really sharp pain. Thinking I'd given myself a hernia, I got up to check myself in the mirror, and was repulsed by the bulge I saw hanging out of my gut. Then I realised it was just my own flab. FML
Today, my stomach muscles are still sore from yesterday. Not because I was doing sit-ups or working out or anything, but because I have to work that hard to take a dump. FML
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML
Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML
Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML
Today, I felt so self-conscious about my gut, I pushed it out and pretended I was pregnant rather than sucking it in. FML
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
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Top comments
cynima 0
So your FML is that you lost fat and/or gained muscle?
Scourge87 0
I think the idea of the FML is that she has been way too fat for too long. Still does sound like fishing for a compliment, but I'll obligue since it made me giggle: Congratulations on being able to find your ab muscles OP !!!
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Comments (98)
YOULIVETODIE 0
I have low body percentage and anyone can see my six pack if I take my shirt off. I am stating this because there should be no lump on the side of your stomach. On the side of your stomach should be your ribs, and the lower part there shouldn't be any lumps whatsoever. Clearly this fml is fake and makes no sense, or this chick has a lump on the side of her stomach.
PhoenixElite 0
Believe me, if you had appendicitis you'd probably be crying. I practically couldn't move the whole way to the ER before the operation, because it is VERY painful. -.-
catkat1988 17
Lack of fever and severe pain usually indicate that you don't have appendicitis. But congrats on your newfound abs... ;-) Can't really see what the fml is here, though. I'd be celebrating if I could feel mine again.
1personinthiswor 0
Um, you lost weight. You're now muscular. STFU, your life seems fine. lol
IWABO2_ 0
Who the hell let this fml get by
LoVe120 0
fyi people not everyone gets the same symptoms for appendisitis i had it and i only got a stabbing pain i was walking around up until my surgary and i wasnt sick before hand. no one in my family had all the symptoms our stumics only hurt when someone or something touched them.
missaabbcc 3
Well boo fuckity hoo. You have ab muscles! You're a ******* idiot for posting this on this website. Losing weight and gaining muscle is not a "**** my life" situation! You're a ******* moron OP.
Splayd 10
I thought the "FML" moniker was a bit of a misnomer, because it's not actually about one's entire life being horrible, but rather, about a single, inconvenient, painful, unfortunate, embarrassing or otherwise undesirable occurrence.
heyitsdill 4
That's kind of weird
Rainhawk94 27
You're disgusting. I hope you lose weight