PaintedBum
Taint
Today, I was painting the bathroom door post. A drop of paint fell on the toilet roll. Guess how I found out. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Norway
Use your socks
Today, I accidentally dropped a whole roll of toilet paper into the toilet. It was my last roll. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
You OK in there?
Today, I went to the bathroom at a friend’s house, used the toilet paper, and realized there was none left on the roll. I grabbed a replacement pack but it was all the way on the top shelf that was too high for me. I stood on tiptoes, balancing precariously on the toilet lid when it suddenly flipped down, knocking me off, and splashing pisswater everywhere. FML
Anonymous
Nutley, United States
Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML
Heather
United Kingdom
Silly idiot
Today, I was quite happily glossing my new bathroom door, when my useless, alcoholic, housemate came rolling in, knocked the paint over, stood in it, and without realising, walked it all the way down the stairs. I had just had a brand new carpet fitted. FML
Shamed
United Kingdom
Sneaky
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
musicalxtheories
Tiler, the creator
Today, my cat pooped in the shower. How did I find out? I didn't see the poop when I got in. I slipped in it, and smacked my head on the tile wall. FML
thirsty artist
Classic
Today, I was working on a painting and went to take a sip of my tea. Instead, I took a swig of paint water. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Steady on
Today, I found out the hard way that you shouldn't try to open a can of paint with a screwdriver. The lid flew off, and my kitchen floor now looks like an abstract art painting, which I could probably call, "Various blue splodges on wood canvas." FML
crazyvulva9216
United States
Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML
Oh dear
Kingstown, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Top comments
tounces7 28
I mean I've heard of people bleaching it, but this is the first time I've heard of someone painting it.
Allie614032 34
You don't look at the TP roll when you're ripping off your section? YDI.
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Comments (12)
ajh1800 25
Clean off the seat, clean off your bum, and move on with your day. #problemsolved
wanted_2_want 40
Is your butt ‘blue’ ?
Dave_Davington 34
Daba dee daba die.
Allie614032 34
You don't look at the TP roll when you're ripping off your section? YDI.
tounces7 28
I mean I've heard of people bleaching it, but this is the first time I've heard of someone painting it.
Charlie Given 28
Did you have one of those little freak outs wondering what the hell did I eat moments 😂
RichardPencil 32
My money is on “after the paint dried and you scratched your anus on the paint chip.” Please let me know if I won.