Today, I panicked when I felt a hard bump on the side of my stomach. I thought I had appendicitis. Turns out it was my ab muscles. I've been overweight so long I didn't know what they felt like. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I stretched really hard when I woke up, only to feel something twang. This was followed by a really sharp pain. Thinking I'd given myself a hernia, I got up to check myself in the mirror, and was repulsed by the bulge I saw hanging out of my gut. Then I realised it was just my own flab. FML
Today, my stomach muscles are still sore from yesterday. Not because I was doing sit-ups or working out or anything, but because I have to work that hard to take a dump. FML
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML
Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML
Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML
Today, I felt so self-conscious about my gut, I pushed it out and pretended I was pregnant rather than sucking it in. FML
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
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Top comments
cynima 0
So your FML is that you lost fat and/or gained muscle?
Scourge87 0
I think the idea of the FML is that she has been way too fat for too long. Still does sound like fishing for a compliment, but I'll obligue since it made me giggle: Congratulations on being able to find your ab muscles OP !!!
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Comments (98)
blingblingbling 0
YDI for being fat
TotchiNeko 0
lmfao
thedivinecomeD 0
I recently lost alot of wieght and am now so ripped I surprised myself. FML
cupcakexlolita 0
ye..it is a fml because apparently your an idiot for thinking a bump is related to appendicitis...there's no bump or lumps or anything..just excruciating pain
mckkayua 0
good for you for losing the weight :)
love_me_electric 20
Something similar happened to me a couple years ago. I found a lump on my lower abdomen and thought it might be ovarian cancer/cysts. I stressed over it for days before finally getting it examined. Turns out it was just a swollen lymph gland. I felt like such an idiot.
Telcontar14 0
You're one of those assholes that has to passive-aggressively assert yourself to others, aren't you? This story isn't about how you were fat - it's about how you're thin now. You just wanted to brag about it. Seriously, how is that an FML? Not to mention: hard bump = appendicitis? Read much?
kaitlinfosho 0
Oh my. This is far far far away from an FML, i'm glad you lost weight, but you were either bragging, over-exaggerating over 5-10 pounds or you seriously think that a hard bump on the side of your stomach is appendicitis, either way this was not an FML.
OIF_my_life 0
So you're not a lardass anymore, thats a good thing!!! And if you had appendicitis you'd know it, it is extremely painful
sandyman000 0
good for you