Today, my 92-year-old great-grandfather ran down the stairs in excitement, despite his severe arthritis. He told my great-grandmother that he was having the first erection in over 10 years, and grandma ordered me to leave so they could do it right there. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandpa told me he can still get aroused even though he is 84. Im 32 and have erectile dysfunction. FML
Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, my husband and I waited until the TV shut off at 11 p.m. in the next room to signal his grandmother had retired to her bed upstairs. After doing it on a very squeaky bed, we went out naked half an hour later to go to the restroom across the hall, only to discover his Nana laying on the couch. FML
Today, my grandparents are in town for the weekend and are staying in our guest bedroom. This morning I went upstairs to get a drink of water, only to see my 75 year-old grandfather standing stark naked with the fridge door open. He then asked me if we had any coffee creamer. FML
Today, I went to go see my granddad in the hospital and asked if he needed anything. He replied, "I need you to get out and send that hot nurse in, I may be old but I still got it." FML
Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML
Today, I brought my new girlfriend over to show off to my family when my senile great-grandmother walked into the room wearing nothing but her underpants asking when the Olympics come on. FML
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Top comments
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
If you only got an erection once every 10 years, you'd want to use it too.
azouwa 26
Good for them. Hope you gave them privacy without making too much fun.
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Comments (37)
azouwa 26
Good for them. Hope you gave them privacy without making too much fun.
jk_waks 20
This is so sweet really!
Dave_Davington 34
Is that really so much to ask? I think not.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
If you only got an erection once every 10 years, you'd want to use it too.
rebeccabyram 15
And the thumbs up is on 69 when I'm writing this
wanted_2_want 40
Uh oh! Seems like great grandpa forgot to take his regular vitamins and he grabbed the blue pill by ‘mistake’ A bit Kinky guy. I’d say.
RichardPencil 32
Did you really want to stay? Why wouldn’t their kid, your grandma, want to leave, too? Anyways, look at the genetic future you have: boners at 92!!
boopingsnoot 25
A quote from the movie The Bucket List: “Never pass up a bathroom, never waste a boner, and never trust a fart.”
Akitakat 31
This sounds like a movie I’ve seen. Can’t quite remember the genre though.
real life problems 26
Dust flying everywhere probably
Donut_Wizard 23
Far be it from you to **** block a 92 year old.