Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my mother-in-law and sister-in-law over the baby monitor. They were talking about how much better off my daughter would be if I were to die. FML
Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with, "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML
Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML
Today, I was pestering a co-worker, so she jokingly stated "I'll bury you!" and I replied "I'll bury your mom!". Her moms funeral was last week. FML
Today, my mom came over to me and whispered something in my ear. I didn't hear it and assumed it was a joke, so I started laughing. Turns out my aunt died. FML
Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML
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rabiesss 0
messed up :/
Marzee 14
FYL. I hope she is now ur ex-girlfriend.
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Comments (434)
lyssalee2 0
I would have killed the bitch. ya no I'll kill her now for u. ima hunt her down sorry for the loss :(
jose1760 1
She sounds like a winner! can I date her after you?
ksowders 0
o my! what a whorin ****
angelbabii8 1
wow! you deserve so much better than that cold heartless bitch you call you're girlfriend
Kelita 0
I hope she ain't ur girlfriend anymore....
MayaK_fml 0
Dump her ass.
Jazattackk 0
dump that bitch hole
minidinosaurgoes 9
what an ass. I say dump her and falcon punch her upside the head!
TheTerenity 9
Go in there, Slap Her, then brake up with Her, and leave the room. MLIA
BadKitty13 28
You can't replace your Mother...... BUT you can Replace the BITCHY GIRLFRIEND ! Seriously dump her sorry ass.... I am sorry for your loss. I know what you are going through -- my dad died in January of this year and it still is so weird. xo