Today, I found out my ex just got engaged to a girl he met 3 months ago, shortly before he ended our 5 year relationship. His reason for breaking up was that he didn't believe in marriage and couldn't be with someone who wanted to get married. Right. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is getting engaged. He broke up with me five months ago because our relationship was too serious for him. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, I found out my ex broke up with me after 3 years because he's still in love with his ex, who he hasn't spoken to in 6 years. And she dumped him for the same reason. FML
Today, my ex-fiancé got married. He left me at the altar last year because the thought of marriage and “taking such a big step” scared him. He’s only been with his new girlfriend for 6 months. Apparently I’m not good enough to marry. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Today, I ran into my ex at the mall. He’s married, with a 2 year-old. Three years ago he ended our 6-year relationship because he said he didn’t believe in marriage and kids. Sorry for not being good enough to achieve those things with. FML
Today, my ex, who I'm still love with, told me he's engaged. We weren't together for long because he didn't want a committed relationship. Guess it was just me. FML
Today, I found out that my now ex-fiancé was still married to her ex throughout the entire relationship. What I didn't realize was that I ended up paying for the divorce, and 3 months later she got married to someone else. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is already married. His "crazy ex-wife" is not all that crazy, and is still his wife. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got married. Normally this wouldn’t bother me at all, had his bride not been the girl we constantly argued about all the time during our relationship. The one he “swore on his grandma’s grave he would never see that way.” Oh, and we broke up 7 months ago. FML
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Top comments
LeFrogDog 27
I see this as a good thing because you almost married him.
ariiewilliams 17
What an ass. At least you ended ot so you wouldn't have to be with someone so two-faced
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Comments (83)
wolfettet 9
Wow.
L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20
That was so deep
R3TROxLOV3 32
Wasn't it? Her comment has me reevaluating my entire life.
joselgarciac 9
almost as deep as "rude boy"by rihana...
toaster123 11
almost as deep as my ******
Clay_Pidgeon 11
It says your a dude but I ain't gonna judge...
thevanitydiary 5
12 and 23: Let her comment what she wants. You 2 disecting someone's thoughts is more shallow than "wow." Your ideas aren't all golden either, not even close.
_Adog2645 24
86, that's the point
ariiewilliams 17
What an ass. At least you ended ot so you wouldn't have to be with someone so two-faced
joea21 21
If you read it properly he ended it not her.
ariiewilliams 17
I meant like overall
LeFrogDog 27
I see this as a good thing because you almost married him.
IloveRelientK 10
exactly. its easier to break up and move on than divorce and move on. in most cases anyway.
happyforever 15
The heck is that man doing in your profile picture? Oh nevermind. He's just swinging on a wrecking ball.
warsun 27
At least he's doing it better than Miley
TheTedster 15
Believe me, if you stayed in a relationship with someone who lies like that, you wouldn't end up happy. Sounds like you deserve someone more mature.
JMichael 26
You definitely dodged a bullet. You'll find someone who's willing to marry you someday.
eRapper69 10
That's messed up. Just slam it in his face when you have a new partner with an amazing body
Spinofanatic 5
Because that's all that matters in a relationship (sarcasm, if you couldn't tell).
jazzy_123 20
My friends bf works out and has a six pack and he's a dick! So NO, body does not matter! I would rather show off my bf for being a sweet heart! And he's fat (my fatty:) I know there's lots of girls out there who don't care what body he has. They want him for his personality, but there's no way I'll let that happen! lol
cjwayy 22
He's just deep into a delusion of love. He's merely infatuated with this girl, and their engagement/marriage will not last very long. And you have the pleasure of sitting back and watching it all crumble. :)
L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20
That is both disturbing and true.
Queensland 27
Not necessarily, I know a couple who got married after 4 months and are still together 20+ years later
warsun 27
That's probably because neither were douchebags
krbrts88 4
That is inaccurate I married my husband two months after dating him.. Secondly you do not know what type of girl friend she really is.
larrena2377 26
Look on the bright side, at least you're not with the immature ass anymore!
Simbaby 23
What a douche bag.
ChelzTheWolfGirl 29
Well on the bright side, you never married that idiotic jerk!