Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML
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Today, I overheard my mother-in-law and sister-in-law over the baby monitor. They were talking about how much better off my daughter would be if I were to die. FML
Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with, "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML
Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML
Today, I was pestering a co-worker, so she jokingly stated "I'll bury you!" and I replied "I'll bury your mom!". Her moms funeral was last week. FML
Today, my mom came over to me and whispered something in my ear. I didn't hear it and assumed it was a joke, so I started laughing. Turns out my aunt died. FML
Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML
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rabiesss 0
messed up :/
Marzee 14
FYL. I hope she is now ur ex-girlfriend.
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Comments (434)
airnyc15 0
well mayb she was a bitch
bringmepieskm 0
I think its time to slap a ho
freak_the_freak_ 0
is the hoe you? helpful advice no matter how big a bitch a girl is don't call her a hoe:P
bringmepieskm 0
I think its time to slap a ho
johnny631 4
that's horrible. dump that ungrateful bitch
wriptidez 0
leave her
TFKM 3
FYL, OP, that sucks, and while I agree your girlfriend shouldn't have spoken like that, maybe your mother did give her a hard time. One of the women (they're all stay at home moms) in my mother's group of friends has a mother-in-law who imposes such restrictions on her that it is unbelievable. The older woman forbids the her from going ANYWHERE, not shopping, or to hang out with her friends (she had to seek approval from her to attend a party at our place, which she wasn't allowed to attend), even visit her own parents. Her husband does nothing about it; he just loves his mother too much to say anything against it. The mother's parents decided to sell their own house and rent a flat near to their grandson's school, so that at least when she comes to drop her son off, they'd be able to see their daughter. That's pretty barbaric, if you ask, me, and I see the OP is from Pakistan, and such an arrangement is probably not uncommon. If that's how your mother behaved with your girlfriend, then that's extremely unfair on her. I'm not condoning her behavior, but my sympathies are entirely with her.
chipscolaman 0
ouch. ouch. man
miss2kute31 0
OP if you didn't dump her then you don't care about your mom. Point blank.
jmm23 0
who's the real bitch now talking about ur boyfriends died mom break up with that hoe find a real girlfriend who will support u in times of lost ps sorry for your lost;(
narrisnotmyname 0
dump herrrr!!!!!!