Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my mother-in-law and sister-in-law over the baby monitor. They were talking about how much better off my daughter would be if I were to die. FML
Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with, "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML
Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML
Today, I was pestering a co-worker, so she jokingly stated "I'll bury you!" and I replied "I'll bury your mom!". Her moms funeral was last week. FML
Today, my mom came over to me and whispered something in my ear. I didn't hear it and assumed it was a joke, so I started laughing. Turns out my aunt died. FML
Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML
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rabiesss 0
messed up :/
Marzee 14
FYL. I hope she is now ur ex-girlfriend.
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Comments (434)
marinaim 17
WOW. One of the few FML's I've honestly been jaw dropped at. Jesus. I'd hit her, no care whether she was a girl or not. That's well out of line.
TraceCase_ 19
Hope your Mom haunts her dreams and she can't sleep at night. **** that, I actually hope your Mom's ghost straight jumps outta your gf's closet and scares the shit out of her.
laueadavenn 0
The girlfriend is the bitch lol
jess6blondie9 3
Amen sister.
froggies8828 0
that's terrible !
pepper477 6
BEAT THAT ASS!
gab1826 2
how can u say she deserves it when her mom died!
sbuxsux11 8
you've obviously never met my mom
pwnedl0l 5
few things are more important than family. you only get one mother, but you can always get another girl.
mwahaha1 0
shes quite the bitch too
lyndz_20 8
omg what an insensitive bitch,hope you dumped her mean ass!!!