Today, someone tried to guess my age. They guessed 45, then 39. I'm 35 and just spent $20,000 on plastic surgery to make myself look more youthful. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a customer tell me that I don't look a day over 39. I'm 35. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, I overheard my younger coworkers discussing my age. They said, “How old is she? Some days she looks like she's 35 and other days she looks like she's 58!” FML
Today, I used to look so young for my age that in high school, I was regularly mistaken for a freshman. I never succeeded in getting dates because of it. Today, I'm 25 years-old and regularly get confused for being in my thirties. I guess all the stress from work, loneliness, and rejection really caught up. FML
Today, I faked my age to win a colouring competition. I just turned 19. FML
Today, the cashier at the local grocery store in my area said that I don't look a day over 40. I'm 28. FML
Today, I went onto the treadmill at my gym. When it prompted me to enter my age I put 27. I'm 29 and am lying about my age to a workout machine. FML
Today, it took me longer than it should have with a bit of calculations to remember how old I am. FML
Today, a customer complimented me on how good I looked for my age. She thought I was in my forties. I'm 18. FML
Today, we're finally at an age where my wife will try to negotiate how old she has to admit to being. It’s ridiculous. At her last doctor's appointment, she was asked her age, she’s 52 but claimed to be only 40, and I had to argue her up to admitting to 48. FML
Today, I was mistaken for an 8th grader because of my height. I'm 32 years-old. FML
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AstroTurf Matador_602345635 10
Having plastic surgery is probably why they're guessing you being older than you are. A lot of times it's pretty obvious someone had some work done, and it's usually older people trying to be younger. And who would get plastic surgery at 35 to look younger?
The_Real_Cvh 10
How old did you look before the surgery? 60?
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The_Real_Cvh 10
How old did you look before the surgery? 60?
AstroTurf Matador_602345635 10
Having plastic surgery is probably why they're guessing you being older than you are. A lot of times it's pretty obvious someone had some work done, and it's usually older people trying to be younger. And who would get plastic surgery at 35 to look younger?
D J's MOM 17
who in the hell gets plastic surgery at 35 to look younger?!?!?!?
RichardPencil 32
The guesser still thinks you're 45 and is just being polite by pretending to accept your ****-and-bull story. If your next plastic surgery is a boob job, your age will be a non-issue.
Crowned Sataness 12
if you're 35 trying to look 20, ydi yourself. if I see work done I'm going to guess pretty high. age gracefully and use a good moisturizer.
Thaylok 17
While your face may be tighter, and your Tummy tucked, the hands will remain wrinkled. My question is, who are you trying to impress? Are you still seeking a potential mate? Someone who should like you for who you are and not that you look 25.
anonnymouse1812 7
neat trick. that shit makes you look older imho