Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML
Today, I had to run for the train, but because of my bad foot and limping they held the train, much to people's displeasure. No one let me sit down, so for the 20 minute journey, I stood. With a bad foot. FML
Today, I ran to catch the train, but slipped on the stairs and fell on my shoulder. However, my effort was rendered useless; it wasn't even my train. FML
Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML
Today, I saw my train pulling into the station. I sprinted up the stairs and luckily made the train. I looked around and no one was in my compartment. I began to notice that the train was heading down some tracks I'd never been to. I got stuck on an empty train for 3 hours in the train garage. FML
Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML
Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML
Today, I took a train to visit a friend and fell asleep for what felt like ten minutes. I woke up at the final stop with the carriage empty. The doors opened, I stepped onto the platform, and immediately realized I had no idea where I was or how I'd got there. FML
Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML
Today, I missed my train. I was actually on the right platform but realized my mistake two minutes after it had left. FML
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dolphincheddar 10
no 7, someone had snuck several sharp objects into OPs foot without him noticing duh
FightingTheStorm 0
Hogwarts changed its mind about you.
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Comments (99)
Idonebeenhad 17
owned
Garyy_fml 11
I didn't know when your foot fell asleep it affected you that badly
dolphincheddar 10
15, only if your a pussy
IceeCreamm 7
How was your trip?
imosim 0
have a nice fall
gbreck 0
you're waiting for a train... you don't know where this train will take you, but it doesn't matter... cause we'll be together... Inception ftw
WellThatSucksMaj 0
man up !
juicedboi 7
Should have taken those hip hop classes that dudes girlfriend was teaching. I'm sure you could have danced your way to the train without using that foot. But you may have been mistaken for a drunk and wound up at an AA meeting. Either way at least you would have caught the train.
Jownz345 3
YDI for having a fat ass booty!!
gottaluvisabella 0
oooohhh now i get what pins and needles means haha i thought it was literal
diceplaya 12
OP was not meant to be on that train...
Ardee_fml 0
haha, clever #74
UnicornHunter 12
Yeah. OP is probably lying, getting pins and needles at that exact time is unlikely, it doesn't affect you THAT BAD, and the train must've just arrived and unless it was a subway it'd probably stay for a few minutes. Just be glad you didn't fall in the tracks. ;)
BaconDave 12
The question is: how did you get pins and needles in your foot?
sieera00 8
umm I think it's a saying that your foot fell asleep
dolphincheddar 10
no 7, someone had snuck several sharp objects into OPs foot without him noticing duh
sieera00 8
hahaha yea I think that's what happened xD
Sniper3000 0
I agree with 7 but 16 is funny lmao
enonymous 9
Underpants gnomes expanded their business model to pins and needles into feet.... profit increased 30%
imosim 0
yeah but whats the second step??
dolphincheddar 10
31. only 30% OP must have small feet
enonymous 9
Step 1 - needles in feet Step 2 - ??? Step 3 - Profit 30% increase in this economy is a great turn around
imosim 0
but there's still the mysterious second step...
enonymous 9
Most CEOs don't even know the second step. call up coke or pepsi ask that their 2nd step is
imosim 0
ah I believe the second step is marketing
enonymous 9
Marketing would go before needles in foot. not after
imosim 0
I just googled it no one knows the second step :(
IdontWanna69 8
Don't worry, I didn't get it either...
ComaStance 0
hahaha 31 what are you smoking? xD
dolphincheddar 10
60, it's some damn good stuff I'll tell you that, I need some for myself
ladiesman219 4
#31 south park!!!!! tweak! xD
partyfool2011 4
looks like I need to invest in underpants gnomes.
suxs4ulol 22
36- step two would be waiting,
TheMasticater 9
Hahahaha this puts a new meaning to the consequences of procrastination xD
Leftieswillrule 3
procrastination? what?
TheMasticater 9
waiting until the last second to do something you need to do
sieera00 8
tht sucks for the person ):
peachesbeach 0
that my friend is hilarious
Garyy_fml 11
Where's this "my friend" and why is he so funny?
peachesbeach 0
duhhh my friend's the OP! ha...
peachesbeach 0
ok then. *that, my friend, is hilarious
FightingTheStorm 0
Hogwarts changed its mind about you.
Garyy_fml 11
OP should just take the Weaslys' flying car.
reggicm 0
lol, thank you for that.
Ugi 27
That must have been a really hard seat or you were there one hell of a long time! Hope your wait for the next one was shorter!
kiaralove53 0
Should have hopped :p
kiaralove53 0
Should have hopped :p
rhpsfan9 10
Ouch that sucks, hope you got your money back