Today, I met someone with the same name as me for the first time ever. I'm 20 years-old; he's 97. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML
Cougar
Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML
Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend for the first time in a while. When he came over we realized that we had not only gotten the same haircut, but we were also wearing the same sweater. We are a matching old couple at 17. FML
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML
The truth
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML
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Easy_Target 0
Hey, could be worse, I knew a kid named Ebenezer.
b023d 0
yeah my name isn't uncommon, but i've never met someone with the same spelling... which affects people pronouncation >_< also I'm named after a season... just to top it off... hippy parents sigh people need to think more carefully before nameing their children.
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alice77_fml 0
my name is pretty normal but it has a different spelling, so its unusual (it's not alice, like my username btw lol) but I've always liked that. it annoys the hell out of me when there are four people in a class with the same name, it gets so confusing.
usernamehereXX 0
And ... ? My names Violetta . After my mom's aunt. She would be over 97 if she were still alive . I've never met anybody with my name. But if I met someone 97 years old with it, I really wouldn't be annoyed .
Curly_Wurly 0
My sister lives with a guy called "Hardick"...he's Indian... They call him big chief Hardick. :-P
uhxohxitsme 0
haha my mom lived down the street from a kid named dick troublecock when she was a kid...tht could be ur name...u have it good
GrahamAPhone 0
My names Graham
thelastgirl 0
My name's Maura. I've never met anyone with the same name as me but my name rocks so idc much (:
kathira120 3
Ooh, I love my name! i have a 2 states SORT of named after me, 3 songs, like...20 major roads in New York and a bunch of islands named after me...er...with the same name, at least! I'm Caroline! =D
m311 6
sweet caroline (8)
fmlroxmysocks 0
my name is common in Brazil and France (I think) but im a russian jew living in New Jersey. No one ever pronouces it right. its Aline - pronounced uh-leen. i get things like "A line", "Ayleen", and '"Ilene" My parents just liked the name. I have never met anyone with the name Aline before. I get called down in school using just my first name. Aline to the office to pick up something please. its awesome. (my last name is Naroditsky, so its hard to pronounce.)
_highandlow 5
My childhood friend was named that. I forget, but I know she was born in some Latin country. Not brazil tho
Meganx3bby 0
My name is way to common .(:
mmodified 0
Everyone. Look at post #4. They put their name there.