Heyhey
France
Today, I met someone with the same name as me for the first time ever. I'm 20 years-old; he's 97. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Ajax, Canada
Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Cougar
Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML
whatismydadthinking
Australia
Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML
oldandmarriedapparently
United States
Today, I saw my boyfriend for the first time in a while. When he came over we realized that we had not only gotten the same haircut, but we were also wearing the same sweater. We are a matching old couple at 17. FML
bruh_im18
Metairie, United States
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Jaggu
United States
Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML
ohcrap
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
keisha89
United States
Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML
oxbbabexo
United States
The truth
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
FlyAwayPlease
Mold, United Kingdom
Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML
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Easy_Target 0
Hey, could be worse, I knew a kid named Ebenezer.
b023d 0
yeah my name isn't uncommon, but i've never met someone with the same spelling... which affects people pronouncation >_< also I'm named after a season... just to top it off... hippy parents sigh people need to think more carefully before nameing their children.
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maryk3349 0
oh my god you all think your names bad try living with "mary" for a while i swear to god even in mass when the preist goes "hail mary full of..." i look up and look around e trying to see who called my name and i see around twenty other people doing the same thing . LOL anyhoo what is the name??? lol [x-0-x]
maryk3349 0
oh and i totally agree with #51 if its edward cullen that iis hot=]
gorbagil 0
Name?
hehe333 0
#56, wouldn't you not excpect for someone to call your name in church, and that he'd be referring to mary. name???
omgomgomgdamn 0
I'll beat you all. I know a guy named Supermarket. I'm for real.
xxgallardolp560 5
haha, I can still beat u, i know a guy called Heineken, lol for real Parents loved the beer
R3nesmee 0
My names Sydney and eceryone pronounces wrong, for some reason. they think it's Cindy or something, even though the 'D' is in front of the N . it's a nightmare for someone to spell, apparently, since I've only met one person who could spell it right the first time. and this might be an FML because of the name.... depends what the name IS, though.
ohhjeese40 0
You want to hear an uncommon, old name? Antoinette. Im 16.
ahc123 4
Haha I'm Alice.....I'm 14
MandYy_fml 0
No you wouldn't, trust me. I have a really uncommon name and while I don't get mixed up with other people, no one EVER gets my name right. Sometimes I wish I had a more common name lol
NewLight8421 0
i know someone named tree... haha and river
mcur 0
66 I know a Vietnamese kid in mr school who's name is Tree but is spelled Tri
horseycrazah 2
I have a really good friend named river.....
TheLunarEvent 0
Haha Really not an FML. There's a girl I go to school with who's name sounds like la dash ah, but is spelled la-a, I doubt she'll ever find anyone with her name XD