Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they made the most of my assets. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "The colours don't match." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.
Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML
Today, I dressed up sexy to cheer up my boyfriend after a bad day at work. Instead of being cheered up, he accused me of dressing up that way for the male DJs at the radio station where I work. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, my incredibly self-conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me, and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying on one of my little black dresses and heels. He wanted to "see what the fuss was about." I would have been angry if the sight of him dressed like this hadn't turned me on more than he ever has in the 3 years we've been dating. FML
Today, for my boyfriend's 19th birthday, I decided to dress up as a sexy cat girl for him, complete with ears, tail, matching sexy underwear, collar and leash. He wouldn't stop laughing. FML
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shadowkillah 0
damn FYL!if my girlfriend did that to me I would be like hey sexy!!I wouldn't care about the color matching at all. anyways he doesn't appreciate what u do for him...so yeah FYL~
ashleynonymous 0
Do you guys seriously not have anything better to do than correct spelling and grammar on FML? Seriously, grow up. It's FML, not a literature digest.
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shadowkillah 0
damn FYL!if my girlfriend did that to me I would be like hey sexy!!I wouldn't care about the color matching at all. anyways he doesn't appreciate what u do for him...so yeah FYL~
urlifesfked 0
**** him!
daniisme 0
YDI for not making the colours match. xD
Overseer211 1
pics or it never happened.
thathayygurl 4
now you know that he gets turned on by matching colors :P
tacocannon99 5
it sucks. girls never do this, and when they do, they get dissed.
remysgal 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
"to dress up" is a verb. sexy = adjective, qualifies a noun sexily = adverb, qualifies an verb Today, I decided to dress up *sexily* Tsk. Tsk.
withsexyresults 0
At least get your facts straight before spouting off like a middle school teacher. To dress up functions as an infinitive phrase noun-object of the word "decided" in that sentence. Not that grammar even matters on FML, idiot.
pinkdancer 0
Um, wanna talk about grammar? U don't put *an* in front of constonants u doofus brain! Tsk tsk to you bitch! BTW, the point of commenting on ppls FMLs is not so u can point out their spelling errors for your own self righteous enjoment.
Bran_Dizzle_ 0
Well...let's see. The letter "i" is not a CONSONANT (not constonant), so, "an" was actually appropriate. BTW, what exactly is "enjoment" ? (enjoyment, maybe?) Just thought I'd join in and hopefully end this pointless grammar lesson.
ABbaby 10
Well if you wanna keep being a dick about it pinkdancer was pointing out the fact that remysgal put "an" in front of the word "verb". V is not a vowel sooooo yeah
nintenDX 0
GRAMER POLICE!!!!!
slushpup9696 12
That would be 'Grammar Police'. Sorry, I had to be a spelling Nazi. and when you said that you got Dream Police by Cheap Trick stuck in my head
perdix 31
Either you have a gay boyfriend, or your so-called "assets" really need to be concealed, not revealed. Or both.
White667 0
I dunno, colours are pretty important. And colour coordinating is also kinda an easy thing to do, being sloppy is just lazy.
perdix 31
Maybe he wasn't referring to the colo(u)rs of the corset and "undies." What if her wild, untrimmed bush burst out of her thong and revealed that she does not have matching luggage?
omghehehe 0
hahahhaha maybe, maybe :D sure it could sound gay, OCD, busy bush, not hot looking, he's over sexed, just plain not into u, etc.... whatever the case is, its not normal. Next time u dont have something that matches just go nude! corset, no undies, & waxed pussy.... HOT!! ;)
ashleynonymous 0
Do you guys seriously not have anything better to do than correct spelling and grammar on FML? Seriously, grow up. It's FML, not a literature digest.
yaneliee 0
Thank you dear, its about time someone said something about these GRAMMAR FREAKS. Laaaaame. Yes i spelled "lame" with multiple "a's," now what are you lowlifes GONNA do?
hoops387 0
looks like he'll be spending a lot of time with himself instead
SumGai 0
Dude what sane guy would care if they match? I'm calling gay on this one LOL
another_guy 0
FYL, your bf is gay!
wairdt 5
Sounds like something I'd say. lol. I'm not gay. Just a little OCD about little things like that.
perdix 31
What a coincidence, wairdt, I also have CDO. It's the same a OCD, but in proper alphabetical order like it just has to be.
kukopia 0
Does your bf know you're not gay?!?
flyboy57 0
your bf sounds gay.
Silentknight 0
he's gay. gay gay gay. honestly, read it again. she put on her sexiest lengerie, and all he noticed was.. *über gay voice* that the colors, are clashinnnnng... if that's not gay, I don't know what is.