Soline
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I wanted to wake up my sweetheart with a surprise blowjob. He surprised me as well with a knee to the stomach. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
nextcontestant16
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Make your mind up!
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by waking him up with a blowjob, because he had always told me that it was a sexy fantasy of his. When he finally woke up, he got pissed off, rudely accused me of interrupting his beauty sleep, then soundly lay back down and fell asleep again. FML
good_aim
Los Angeles, United States
Heavy sleeper
Today, I returned from a long business trip a day early to surprise my wife. She was sleeping, so I climbed into bed and started spooning her. Thinking I was an intruder, she simultaneously kicked me in the groin, elbowed me in the ribs, and smacked the back of her head into my jaw. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
MollyMadamme
🌶️ Spicy
Freudian slip
Today, I decided to wake my fiancé up by giving him a blowjob. When he finally started to wake up he called me by his ex's name. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after work, I came home to my boyfriend sleeping on the couch. Feeling romantic, I started to undo his pants. My reward was him waking up and kneeing me in the eye. FML
anonymaiacciu
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after sharing my first night in bed with my boyfriend, I woke up early, and decided to rouse him with some surprise oral. It didn't go so well; he woke up screaming and gasped, "OH MY GOD! I thought you were my cat!" before telling me to continue. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
RomanceFail
Crestwood, United States
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Plot twist
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Top comments
inlimbo11 0
#6 scary? really? i remember it to be the best way i've ever woken up. just keep your body over the bed next time, not his legs...
ilaaFML 0
speaking from experience? haha
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firstnlast77 0
lol pwned
pinkfrenchrose 5
lol
MEGAJOSH 0
Well what did you expect trying to wake him up by farting in his mouth???????
toaster468 0
you sir are a retard, just think, where could she have been where he could knee her in the stomach? his crotch! guess what she did.
TheOptimist 0
Get a sense of humor, toaster. I know it was a bad joke, but he was obviously kidding.
blue_bunnie 0
yea, you really should have woke him THEN done it. it's a scary feeling to be woken up that way...
billyboi 0
nice dude nice
gomego87 0
meow
ilaaFML 0
speaking from experience? haha
sadoc 0
thats really sweet of you, dont let one bad experience deter you, just position yourself better next time
tateno 0
hahahaha ouch! that would of hurt
inlimbo11 0
#6 scary? really? i remember it to be the best way i've ever woken up. just keep your body over the bed next time, not his legs...
Joeku 0
Best wakeup call ever. I've never kneed my fiancee in the stomach though lol. Position yourself better next time?
Jackthestripper 0
LOL does he know Krav Maga by any chance??
cradle6 13
^hahahaha. That's tactical sleep fighting right there
Time2Remission 0
OUCH!