Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into an old friend for whom I used to have feelings. I hadn't seen her in years, so I thought it would be funny if I went up to her and said, "Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?" She thought I had really forgotten her and burst into tears. FML
Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML
Today, I ran into an old friend at the grocery store and told them, "Let’s catch up soon!" We then ran into each other in every single aisle. It got awkwarder and awkwarder, and by the fifth time I was pretty sure neither of us wanted to see the other ever again. FML
Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store. She didn't recognize me at first so I introduced myself as her old teacher. She looked taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Oh my God... you're still alive?" FML
Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML
Today, I finally reunited with a lot of old friends from school. It was great to see everyone grown up and hear the stories. At the end we decided to have a group photo for old times sake. They asked me to take the picture. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, someone I used to know got in touch with me, after I hadn't heard from him in years. He insisted that we met up as soon as possible, and wanted me to go to his house that afternoon. I spent the afternoon repairing his computer. Since then, no news. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend, and she asked me how I was doing. I replied, "Still alive!" like I always do. I forgot both of her parents recently passed away. FML
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cgchamp89 7
You liar, it's every1luvsboners...
ImThePope 2
You said it's been 10 years... Come on OP, we aren't elephants ):
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Comments (115)
flamegrilled123 3
how is this an fml?
bthomas0319 2
I always want to know what the "comment moderated" says!
xxxInsanexxx 9
This is just like having dessert before dinner! Just trying to mix things up! :D
s3xymoma 1
hey.
yomama126 0
hi
yomama126 0
hi
abbi96x 0
Wow.
Fohz 9
No big deal. Not everyone is good with names and it's been ten years.
chosenen 6
yes
mattmadden 0
#5 Is exactly right. I don't know what it is lately but I'm having trouble understanding why so many crappy FML's are being posted. Some things you have to wonder why or how the post is an FML. Out of the hundreds of FML's I've read this is definitely one of the crappy ones.
teameminem 2
haha sounds like a great guy! [reminds me of an Eminem song]
michiganfan53 0
wow you dumb ass that's why the guy commented that first!!
doom2 8
Aw, it happens OP. I'm pretty bad with remembering peoples names. but that still is sad :/
chickenfriedCG 0
the conversation should have started like " hi my name is _______. idk if you remember me but we went to school together.". (2nd person choice 1) "oh yeah I remember you..." (2nd person choice 2) " oh yeah you're that guy who________" [insert embarrassing school memory] followed by awkward laughter (2nd person choice 3) " sorry I don't remember you, who are you again..." starting a sentence like so should avoid that awkward moment where op's friend forgets op's name.
cgchamp89 7
You liar, it's every1luvsboners...
BedIntruder 4
friends are like a fart in a mitten sometimes they amuse you and sometimes you don't know why they are there.
cptmorgan15 2
Fart in a mitten was funny the first time I saw it. That's it. It was a good random comment, but don't overplay it.
BedIntruder 4
I can fart in a mitten anytime I want baby.
Heather_x0x0 6
you stole my idea!!!! bahahahha!!! Hi my name is (what?) my name is (who?) my name is (chicka chicka) Slim Shady!
MrNiceGuy518 3
YDI for not being in a cheese factory sitting on expired cheese feeding a cow purple bricks.
123289 0
WTF?
Sirin_fml 47
Try less PCP in the crack pipe next time, MrNiceGuy.
KingDingALing 9
Less PCP means he needs more shrooms. Doc, can you prescribe me some?